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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 18:01
by gel cacepi
I just found out that Jeff and Jordan are going to be on The Amazing Race next season.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 19:27
by ChickenMug
crotchgrabber wrote:guys probably gonna throw some dead dear and spicy sperm on there too.
funny you mention the former
he shot 2 deer the last couple days
1 he's bringing hom for me and my fam
i accept what he does but i don't really understand it
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 01:48
by NINFNM
watched david bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth.....just as i started watching it here comes my mom to start BUGGING & ASKING 100 QUESTIONS
mom: "What is he?"
me"An alien"
mom: "what kind of movie is this? it's weird."
me: "I DON'T KNOW. stop asking me question about it"
mom: *sees sex scenes* "What the hell????????"
me:
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 10:15
by Liingus
parents just don't understand
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 10:47
by touchy feely
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 11:02
by clitty litter
rill rill good news oh yeah i'm tyin one on tonite son!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8367141.stm
with a steady heart and a steady love
my hands keepa shakin' like a storm
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 12:51
by PattonBordin
NINFNM wrote:watched david bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth.....just as i started watching it here comes my mom to start BUGGING & ASKING 100 QUESTIONS
mom: "What is he?"
me"An alien"
mom: "what kind of movie is this? it's weird."
me: "I DON'T KNOW. stop asking me question about it"
mom: *sees sex scenes* "What the hell????????"
me:
what were the other 97?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 14:22
by NINFNM
they were just as stupid as the first 3 ...and I don't remember them
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 14:54
by PattonBordin
weeelll, technically the 3rd isnt a question.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 16:32
by NINFNM
no she said it like a question...hense the ???????'s
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 16:46
by PattonBordin
i'll give you half a point
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 11:47
by NINFNM
oh ok
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 20:15
by Dress Barn
Taco Bell, twice today...
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 01:21
by Grotocult
sending off applications
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 05:35
by nasio
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 14:46
by NINFNM
stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Taco Bell, twice today...
I had Taco Bell for dinner yesterday. Cripsy Potato Soft Tacos w/o the sauce
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 15:03
by Liingus
stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Taco Bell, twice today...
tonight's lowlight
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 19:05
by SHARPPIE
so...I've been running around on a suspended driver's license for years because of 2 unpaid tickets...about 8 years. I finally got popped a bit ago. this time I decided it might be in my best interest to take care of it, cause fuck goin to jail. they agreed to pretty much drop all the charges if I just get my license back.
it was literally 3 days trying to get through on the phone to an actual person at the court, but I eventually did. the girl had almost as little information about me or the tickets as I did. after saying "I don't know" about 100 times she tells me to request an "abstract waiver" and give them a $10 check for the processing fee. I just called the dmv...no holds on the license...I just have to pay the renewal fee.
HA! fuck you, mom! it DOES pay to procrastinate.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 21:17
by PattonBordin
weird!, i went to the dmv yesterday to renew my license, 2.5hrs in line, got a number!!, 40 more min waiting, my turn, then the chikk says i have a failure to appear from 2004! What the fuck!??....so they purged it.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 21:25
by touchy feely
california! fuck yeah!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 22:41
by Liingus
where criminals run wild
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 00:56
by SHARPPIE
well, I am white looking.
I don't know how PB got out of it....oral sex maybe.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 01:19
by PattonBordin
Dude! New kitchen nightmare on bbc!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 03:13
by SHARPPIE
look at him try to change the subject.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 04:53
by Liingus
it's a sign of guilt!