Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 15:11
I'm going to L.A. to become the big white hooter hunter!
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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 16:35
'clever monkeys' on bbc
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 17:54
*reads Jane Austen novel*
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Nov 2009, 19:11
a buddy of mine is going crab fishing tonight (<---not a euphemism for trolling for hookers) and says he'll bring me some dungeness tomorrow.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 07 Nov 2009, 11:15
me & mom went to Von's yesterday and saved $82 on groceries 
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Nov 2009, 05:09
Johnnie Walker Red
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Nov 2009, 13:22
waking up after at least enough sleep to do some work today
once again the sunday church drummer woke me up at 10am. In an alternate universe I torture this cunt to death, slowly
once again the sunday church drummer woke me up at 10am. In an alternate universe I torture this cunt to death, slowly
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 12:47
went to the gym today after not going in weeks 
gotta get back on track
gotta get back on track
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 14:26
sex against a wall
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 20:30
Flying to L.A. tommorrow night!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 20:40
sticking my face in a 1/4 lb bag of really really nice weed
AK47
AK47
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 13:36
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 14:15
awesome secks 
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 19:56
Pumpkin spice candles, Fountain Soda, TV on DVD, and an early bedtime.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 00:11
sending off my application for the ACLS Mellon Carnegie Dissertation Completion Fellowship and rush-grading 40 papers in 2 1/2 hours.
I live on the fucking edge these days.
I live on the fucking edge these days.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 09:05
u live in a cottage on the edge and make eggs on the ledge you badass mawfuka
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 10:27
my cooter is SORE
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 16:23
"deputies found the 31-year-old Decatur man sleeping on his back in a roadside ditch, with a loaded rifle on his chest and an almost empty jar of moonshine in the bib of his overalls. Butler told deputies who woke him up Sunday that he didn't know where he was. He also told them the jar had been full."
poor fella
poor fella
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 16:40
sounds like the typical alien abduction story. was he probed?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 16:50
no dude he's a fuckin redneck inbred from tennessee
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 02:42
She's not pregnant!!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 03:13
stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:
met jeremy tonight....my GAWD, that boy is tall.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 03:48
no, you're really short.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 06:15
uncooked meat wrote:She's not pregnant!!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 10:46
Mary Hinge wrote:uncooked meat wrote:She's not pregnant!!
ReverseEngineer wrote:no, you're really short.