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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 16:46
by pi
i've been pooing 4x a day recently
and i'm very gassy
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 10:13
by NINFNM
At work I won a contest ...well I wouldn't call it a contest since all they do is put everyone's name in a bowl and draw 3 names
and so I won $20 worth of stuff.
so I got:
a 12 pack of dr pepper
2 Pearl Jam 45s
and 2 packs of gum so I could get my $20 worth
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 13:39
by The Rambam
You work at a gas station?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 14:12
by mr. arcade
thursday.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 16:25
by PattonBordin
NINFNM wrote:At work I won a contest ...well I wouldn't call it a contest since all they do is put everyone's name in a bowl and draw 3 names
and so I won $20 worth of stuff.
so I got:
a 12 pack of dr pepper
2 Pearl Jam 45s
and 2 packs of gum so I could get my $20 worth
w00t! i win too!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 18:18
by touchy feely
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 18:55
by SHARPPIE
NINFNM wrote:mr. arcade wrote:i hope the show gets cancled.
This must be ROB'S highlight
I know you gave Trent the swine flu to make sure the show got cancelled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqD9QWeo8bk
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 19:42
by crotchgrabber
awesome.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 21:01
by ChickenMug
touchy feely wrote:
his beard ain't got nothin on yours, jb
BUT I BET HE'S 20 TIMES FUNNIER
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 11:44
by NINFNM
The Rambam wrote:You work at a gas station?
who me???
no worse....Target
it's another LAME contest they'll run for about 1-2 months...then give up on and come up with another great contest...that they'll give up on within 1-2 months
but I won so that's all that matters
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 11:45
by NINFNM
PattonBordin wrote:NINFNM wrote:At work I won a contest ...well I wouldn't call it a contest since all they do is put everyone's name in a bowl and draw 3 names
and so I won $20 worth of stuff.
so I got:
a 12 pack of dr pepper
2 Pearl Jam 45s
and 2 packs of gum so I could get my $20 worth
w00t! i win too!
Yeah I'll be sure to send you that extra pack of gum I got.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 11:51
by NINFNM
SHARPPIE wrote:NINFNM wrote:mr. arcade wrote:i hope the show gets cancled.
This must be ROB'S highlight
I know you gave Trent the swine flu to make sure the show got cancelled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqD9QWeo8bk
Awww Hitler felt the same way I did about the show getting cancelled.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 13:47
by crotchgrabber
free flip flops.
that's right arcade.
what the fuck you gonna do about it?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 01:10
by NINFNM
went to a indian pow wow @ noon ...found out it didn't start til 5pm so me & mom gambled (duh) and i won $250
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 10:12
by Liingus
my girl had minor surgery yesterday
at 6am
so i went down to the cafeteria for some eggs and bacon
the food sucked so it was a good thing i went around the register to not pay for that mess
take that health care system!
also got some percs
thinking about sprinkling them on top of some french toast
mix it with the powdered sugar
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 12:20
by ChickenMug
what kind of surgery?
besides minor
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 12:57
by pi
drank too much, puked
now i'm very nauseous
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 13:20
by Liingus
ChickenMug wrote:what kind of surgery?
besides minor
got a fallopian tube removed
cause i blast it hard and frequently
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 13:48
by SHARPPIE
then pi needs to get his face removed.
http://rescuemarriage.org/
FACT: Every divorce starts with the death of a traditional marriage.
Proposition 8 tried to make traditional marriage safer by making sure that Adam Lambert and Ryan Seacrest can’t profess their eternal love to one another. Prop 8 backers recognized that gay marriage was just the beginning of a very slippery slope. Next people would be marrying goats, trees and particularly stylish armchairs.
But Prop 8 only attacked the problem from the edges. I’m going after the heart of the matter. That’s why I drafted the 2010 California Protection of Marriage Act to ban divorce in the state of California. If you can’t get divorced, you can’t destroy traditional marriage.
Previous generations had it right. It’s better to stay together in a soul-sucking sham of a marriage, filled with icy silence punctuated with passive-aggressive hostilities than to admit you might have made a mistake.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 14:46
by pi
i just threw up and i now feel much better
i'm not sure why, but i did lots of pull ups last night. i don't know what i did them on. but my lats have never been this sore, not even after an intense workout
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 17:31
by Exactly13yearsofage
pi wrote:i just threw up and i now feel much better
i'm not sure why, but i did lots of pull ups last night. i don't know what i did them on. but my lats have never been this sore, not even after an intense workout
You're getting old.
It's what happens to people who don't give out their adress.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 18:38
by Liingus
you mean, addwess
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 18:42
by pi
i've already posted my address, you dumbasses
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 18:53
by SHARPPIE
stop with your lying and give it up.
you thought sore lats were bad...the next phase is nut cancer, chief.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 19:07
by Miss Yvonne
pi wrote:i've already posted my address, you dumbasses
this is true. mailing address, at least. Anyone who wants anything more is just going to hunt you down and kill/rape you.