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Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 11:58
by clitty litter
you've never had an explosion of greatness in your tummy?
maybe you dont call it "tummy"
perhaps you dont call it anything at all
this could be the problem?
besides, the first tortilla chips we not fried or baked, they were just fucking stale; so with melted cheese on top it's nothing more than a statemate, mexican standoff if you will.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:21
by BABY SHAKER
Yucky Buckets wrote:you've never had an explosion of greatness in your tummy?
maybe you dont call it "tummy"
perhaps you dont call it anything at all
ya know... I don't call it "tummy". I refer to it as "the ol' spunk bunket"
which was actually a pet name my grandfather had for my grandmother.
and yes, I've had many great explosions in the ol' spunk bucket.
but no, I do NOT say "tummy".
it just sounds way too fagish.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:30
by clitty litter
spunk bucket huh. that's some old sperm-in-the-gutter-love-in-the-sink sorta spunkiness. i'm into buckets tho ya know; long as u got a bucket you bot both 1) a place to shit 2) a place to put your chilli/stew while you're eating it. have at least an old rag when going from 1 to 2. 2 to 1 aint shit tho.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:37
by BABY SHAKER
that belongs on the page of some golden twine bound, velvet (front & back cover) inlayed book somewhere.
no, not just somewhere. how about... perched upon a marble breakfast nook somewhere? 100 dollar bill for a bookmark?
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:44
by clitty litter
shit, tear a page out the bible and use it as a bookmark
use a fcukin brick as a paperweight
true story: i had a fcuking brick on top of my fridgerator next to the door the last year i lived in Boone, NC. the plan was: i'd clock someone over the head if they was @ my door and i didn't like them or give it to a kid if they came round @ halloween. no chocolate or Bic pens or turkey eggs; just bite a piece off the brick (if you can). that year @ halloween i was (true story) the "orange halloween boogaloo bandit, tryin to steal yo boogers out cho nose when yous asleep". Word up, everyone thot i was trippin mushrooms that halloween. I was of course. i rode an "air" horse of course.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:50
by BABY SHAKER

thanks. I appreciate a quality true story.
hey, you know what makes a great enemy stabilizer when you've got a few minutes to spare?
BOILING WATER.
yes sir. effective and efficient. works like a charm on all ages and shapes.
hell, I'll put a pot on at the mere squeak of a police siren.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 12:59
by clitty litter
boiling water as a weapon. i'll be damned.
in 7th grade there was this weird dude named Dwayne. (true story) he rilly didn't have any friends. i tend to be friendly to the friendless, i often times admire their disposition(s). he used to always sing the line from that fabulous Milli Vanilli song: "Blame it on Dwayne, yeah, yeah.."
anyways, dude had a huge scar on his neck leading down his whole torso. the story was when he was a kid he was boiling some eggs and he accidently spilled the boiling pot on himself. i always wondered if he was bullshitting, that perhaps he was abused instead of his "story" about he boiling water and eggs.
Holy shit i love boiled eggs. i got a half-dozen in my fridgerator now.
oh yeah, Clorox bleach is a GREAT enemy stabilizer. ive always wanted to vandalize a black-tie party with a gallon of bleach. I'd wear all white (of course)
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 16:12
by Dress Barn
Now I really want to see you two fight each other
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 27 Sep 2011, 20:52
by Travelled Meats
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 14:08
by Dress Barn
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 14:37
by SHARPPIE
I've always loved Rafi. I wonder how he would feel to know his music was being used to sling alcohol now.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 15:07
by Dress Barn
I'm always amazing by how much music you know.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 15:26
by SHARPPIE
I know what I like, and like what I know.
my grandmother turned me on to him. she was a HUGE musical fan. when america stopped making them, she branched out to the rest of the world. India was a natural choice.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 15:53
by BABY SHAKER
Dress Barn wrote:I'm always amazing
HERE WE GO.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 16:45
by Dress Barn
You spent your childhood listening to musicals with your grandma and you didn't notice all the purple in season four of Breaking Bad?
I'm revoking your Pink Card
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 16:46
by SHARPPIE
too busy doing jazz hands...
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 20:13
by SHARPPIE
I think now that this thread/forum/internets is dead, I can properly participate in this crap....
getting psyched up...they're playing Morning Becomes Eclectic tomorrow at 11, Amoeba free show at 6, and Friday at the El Rey...can you say 'fuck yeah!'? I know I can...
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 21:41
by clitty litter
love those tinariwen guys. i got the "Water Is Life" album from 2007.
they're playin in my area nov 13 it looks like. i hope they git my buddy Will to play kora with them.
sharppie, u got that Indestructible Beat Of Soweto compilation album?
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 28 Sep 2011, 21:50
by Dress Barn
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 29 Sep 2011, 05:59
by BABY SHAKER
since this thread is back on track, for me lately it's been:
everything otis redding
link wray - 1971 s/t
sean costello (no actual releases, but youtube clips to WATCH him play)
lady dottie & the diamonds - s/t
gridlink - orphan
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 30 Sep 2011, 16:50
by Dress Barn
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 30 Sep 2011, 18:34
by crotchgrabber
jethro tull and some of the less obvious pink floyd.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 30 Sep 2011, 19:31
by clitty litter
jethro tull. one of the finest 5 classic rock bands. their catalogue from 68-77 is all brilliant.
what happened to them in 1978 tho? aside from a handfull of songs, their albums from 78-on is pure shite.
& when ian anderson decided to remix the pre-77 classics...fuct em up.
the rain wasn't made of water and the snow didn't have a place in the sun
so i stayed behind the rainbow and laid there until we're done
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 30 Sep 2011, 19:37
by crotchgrabber
their catalogue from 68-77 is all brilliant.
damn right.
Re: what i've been listening to...
Posted: 05 Oct 2011, 13:50
by clitty litter