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Writing for 12 hours solid, minus 2 for computer hassles. I think I'll put it another couple of hours and call it a night. My ass=not happy.

crotchgrabber wrote:i got a new toilet.
it's supposed to be able to flush twenty-one golf balls at a time without a problem.

who wants to come by and test this fucker out?

yes!
and i say we step it up to 22 or 23
we can grease em up
break the record!

not that I could think of anything better, but when did we start measuring poop in golf balls?

today, I would say it was a 5GBer.

(lingus) wrote:

NINFNM wrote:

(lingus) wrote:like how two women's menstrual cycles can align?

it's trueeeeeee


me & my friend work the same days...and we start around the same time.

do you ever have heaviest tampon competitions?

don't disappoint me

I'm sorry we don't ....we BOTH use pads

that's insaaaane!

and more information than I need!

noooo problem...if there's anything else everyone wants to know...just ask

i heard that wicked bitches put period blood in stew. is that true? eww!

'Coming up: a new erectile dysfunction drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations.'

onion news network is the greatest

that'd be great for you
huh dawson?

TMZ.COM:
Chris Brown claims he's been "depressed" ever since his February attack on Rihanna.

The statement was part of a probation report released after today's sentencing, in which Brown was also quoted as saying he "does not want to carry on that cycle."

Today, Brown was sentenced to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor -- probably won't help with his depression issues.

Inglourious Basterds (of course)....awesome use of Samuel L Jackson & Harvey Keitel.

Finished writing my chapter. Now I have to go over and edit it. Woo hoo

cunting double post

gonna drink my dinner and get some arse tonight!

just got a wedding invite with a little note in it from the bride telling me not to bring a date because all her friends want me to stick my finger in their butts.

you dog you

explicit details the day after!

wasn't getting any ass from boytoy number 1
(jerk)

but AM getting boytor number 2 to come over

woot woot!

see if u can get number 1 to make a number 2 on on the face of number 2.

ChickenMug wrote:wasn't getting any ass from boytoy number 1

What the? What's wrong with him?

He's fucking crazy, obviously.

i don't see how it's obvious. he sounds like a smart person.

He came running back today
Wants to come over tonight. He's lucky the sex is so good.

Got some ass last night
Unbelievable