highlight of your day?
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Re: highlight of your day?
Writing for 12 hours solid, minus 2 for computer hassles. I think I'll put it another couple of hours and call it a night. My ass=not happy.
Re: highlight of your day?
yes!crotchgrabber wrote:i got a new toilet.
it's supposed to be able to flush twenty-one golf balls at a time without a problem.
who wants to come by and test this fucker out?
and i say we step it up to 22 or 23
we can grease em up
break the record!
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Re: highlight of your day?
not that I could think of anything better, but when did we start measuring poop in golf balls?
today, I would say it was a 5GBer.
today, I would say it was a 5GBer.
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(lingus) wrote:do you ever have heaviest tampon competitions?NINFNM wrote:(lingus) wrote:like how two women's menstrual cycles can align?
it's trueeeeeee
me & my friend work the same days...and we start around the same time.
don't disappoint me
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that's insaaaane!
and more information than I need!
and more information than I need!
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noooo problem...if there's anything else everyone wants to know...just ask
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i heard that wicked bitches put period blood in stew. is that true? eww!
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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Re: highlight of your day?
'Coming up: a new erectile dysfunction drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations.'
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TMZ.COM:
Chris Brown claims he's been "depressed" ever since his February attack on Rihanna.
The statement was part of a probation report released after today's sentencing, in which Brown was also quoted as saying he "does not want to carry on that cycle."
Today, Brown was sentenced to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor -- probably won't help with his depression issues.
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Inglourious Basterds (of course)....awesome use of Samuel L Jackson & Harvey Keitel.
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Finished writing my chapter. Now I have to go over and edit it. Woo hoo
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cunting double post
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Re: highlight of your day?
just got a wedding invite with a little note in it from the bride telling me not to bring a date because all her friends want me to stick my finger in their butts.
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Re: highlight of your day?
you dog you
explicit details the day after!
explicit details the day after!
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Re: highlight of your day?
wasn't getting any ass from boytoy number 1
(jerk)
but AM getting boytor number 2 to come over
woot woot!
(jerk)
but AM getting boytor number 2 to come over
woot woot!
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see if u can get number 1 to make a number 2 on on the face of number 2.
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Re: highlight of your day?
What the? What's wrong with him?ChickenMug wrote:wasn't getting any ass from boytoy number 1
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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Re: highlight of your day?
i don't see how it's obvious. he sounds like a smart person.
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He came running back today
Wants to come over tonight. He's lucky the sex is so good.
Wants to come over tonight. He's lucky the sex is so good.
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Got some ass last night
Unbelievable
Unbelievable