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Re: ktyy
Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 11:07
by crotchgrabber
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 01:40
by Eviltoastman
I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 12 May 2010, 15:38
by Rolling Rock Volante
East coast tour shirts coming!

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 30 May 2010, 15:50
by Eviltoastman
I want FNM to release Re-united as a single in the UK.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 02:51
by gilgamesh
I want Mr. Bungle to reunite. Fuck this Faith No More shit.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 03:35
by Mr John
How can we stop you from crying? Would a hug help?

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 06:45
by gilgamesh
possibly.

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 02 Aug 2010, 07:00
by Mr John
I'll send Roddy.

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 06 Aug 2010, 14:23
by Rolling Rock Volante
gilgamesh wrote:possibly.

Mr John will make it ok. He will give you a big bear like hug from behind. It will be like a shot of morphine...
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 03:50
by Mr John
Does morphine go up your ass 70 times, spanking your buttcheeks and asking who your is your Daddy and what does he do, while spitting on your crack, pummelling it until you can't feel your legs, then spin you round and fill your mouth and eyes with semen?
If so, then I'm
just like morphine.

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 07:54
by Rolling Rock Volante
Well...That was a little less subtle than I described.

Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 17:56
by Carcharodon carcharias
Eviltoastman wrote:I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.
Its not funny your...Wait!
Its hilarious your ass is on FIRE!!
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 17 Aug 2010, 04:34
by [][][][][]
"Eat is just as deep as you can fuck it
So cough it up or go down"
I used to always think that was "AIDS, it's just a disease you get fucking" until I looked at the lyrics today.
True story.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 14 Sep 2010, 21:38
by Grotocult
So no new album...
Pussies.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 11:26
by Carcharodon carcharias
erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.
No new album and sparse US sightings. This is going to hell in a basket. They should just move to Chile. They are already revered there. If they start offering sacrifices, the accolades will roll.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 16:02
by Mr John
erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.
Why should they, when we are still paying them to play the old stuff and comedy covers?
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 17:48
by Miss Yvonne
It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 20:00
by Carcharodon carcharias
Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Shut the Fuck up!
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 20 Sep 2010, 14:47
by Grotocult
Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Hipster.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 27 Sep 2010, 18:17
by Carcharodon carcharias
erutlucorgga wrote:Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Stupid Bitch.
Fixed.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 05 Oct 2010, 17:05
by Grotocult
Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 22:56
by Carcharodon carcharias
erutlucorgga wrote:Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.
uuhhmmm.... No. she is not.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 30 Oct 2010, 00:50
by Eviltoastman
She is, so there.
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 30 Oct 2010, 13:01
by Carcharodon carcharias
Eviltoastman wrote:She is, so there.
No she is not and neither are you, douchebag!
Re: Faith No More's Return Official
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 07:57
by Eviltoastman