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Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 18:58
by Rado
You just smeared shit all over my heart warming picture

Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:02
by ChickenMug
there is no feces in my nethers!

Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:10
by Mary Hinge
Rado";p="988192 wrote:You just smeared shit all over my heart warming picture


Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:25
by Liingus
gave myself a haircut in the mirror today
think i may never let another person cut my hair
ever
so i'm saving alot of money over the rest of my life
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:28
by touchy feely
i came to that same conclusion many moons ago
i just stopped cutting my hair
going on 4 years now
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:30
by ChickenMug
you know, it would have much more volume
if you'd clip a couple inches off
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:30
by touchy feely
youll be the first to know when thats important to me
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:31
by SHARPPIE
I haven't paid to have my hair cut in about 20 years, unless you count the $20 every 3 or 4 years for new clippers.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:32
by ChickenMug
will you just let me trim it then?
i'll be gentle
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:33
by Liingus
but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?
i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:35
by ChickenMug
(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?
i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped
i did when i was 3 or so
not a good idea

Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:35
by Liingus
see, i can't just let it grow, touchy
the women give me too many compliments when i'm clean cut
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:39
by SHARPPIE
(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?
i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped
yeah...but I never do a great job. difference is, I kinda like the tard look....makes people underestimate you.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:39
by touchy feely
ChickenMug";p="988208 wrote:will you just let me trim it then?
i'll be gentle
knock yourself out
but i will pay you
nothing
(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?
i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped
youre just lucky the 'ryan seacrest' is still in fashion
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:43
by puppy
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:46
by Liingus
touchy feely";p="988214 wrote:
youre just lucky the 'ryan seacrest' is still in fashion
damn
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:48
by ChickenMug
dawson just gave me permission to cut his hair!
i WILL cash in on this
mark my words
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:50
by touchy feely
here's a guide

Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 20:16
by gel cacepi
YOU are the highlight of my day today!
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 21:03
by ChickenMug
dawson
your wish is my command
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 21:22
by ChickenMug
wines with 15% alcohol by volume
i'm gonna drink till i can't see straight!

Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 21:33
by hassidic bacon
ChickenMug";p="988259 wrote:wines with 15% alcohol by volume
i'm gonna drink till i can't see straight!

Drinken Infidel Zionist!! You laugh at the drunken state..It is not pure
You should try the Cisco..or the Thunderbird..maybe more your speed or gatorade with voddi-ka
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 23:09
by SHARPPIE
The Amazing Gift of Woo Lai Wah
"With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."
Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 13:36
by ChickenMug
i was just thinking about the time
when my friend and i dressed up all professional
and spent the day walking around the courthouse and other downtown hotspots
screaming into our phones 'buy! buy!' 'SELL!' 'tell tokyo the merger is contigent upon the aforementioned requisites'

Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 14:04
by touchy feely
that is gold