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Revolver: Shit.
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judasmuppet";p="915877 wrote:The Kingdom - As good a closing action sequence as you'll see.
Jamie Foxx has said the same thing, in interviews.
It's really great?
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Ive heard its bad.

I just saw this film called Closer. I thought it was a chick-flick, but since it was on, and I didnt have anything better to do, I played along. And man was it great! Very well written, good performances, especially from Clive Owen. I could even relate to the story.
I really liked it! If that makes me gay, then so be it...
Im gay.

Portman is also incredibly hot!!!!1
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Closer was okay. Only okay.
Julia Roberts is nothing to write home about
but, yeah, Natalie Portman as a stripper? SOLD.
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Dude, I connected with this film..

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After some research Ive found out that they filmed nude scenes with Natalie (tits n' ass).
But the director decided to leave them out :shock:
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What a fucking asshole!!
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I hate him!
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note to self:
-get job at Columbia Pictures
-climb corporate ladder until I have archive access
-GET THOSE SCENES
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ReverseEngineer";p="916113 wrote:note to self:
-get job at Columbia Pictures
-climb corporate ladder until I have archive access
-GET THOSE SCENES
-skip aformentioned steps
-kidnap keira knightly (same thing)
-brainwash her to become a stripper
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Fuck Kiera.... Can you imagine the money Star Wars kids would pay to see those scenes?
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Thunder Bear";p="916119 wrote:Fuck Kiera....
best plan of them all!
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Die Hard 4 - Fucking brilliant.
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Keira Knightley is such a ham.

Atonement - A bit "Very Long Engagement"-ish. James McAvoy (Last King of Scotland) is good, and Saoirse Ronan and Romola Garai are great, but Keira Knightlely is nothing but a clothes hanger with a stupid smile. Vanessa Redgrave kind of rules, too.
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judasmuppet";p="915877 wrote:The Kingdom - As good a closing action sequence as you'll see.
Jamie Foxx has said the same thing, in interviews.
It's really great?
It's full-tilt.
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judasmuppet";p="916165 wrote:Keira Knightlely is nothing but a clothes hanger with a stupid smile.
Someone out-Scarlett-Johannsen'ed Scarlett Johannsen!
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Transformers was better than the cartoon.
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Thems fighting words.
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Only for people who saw the cartoon at vulnerable times. Not I. I made a pro choice.
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Uncle Toasty";p="916445 wrote:Only for people who saw the cartoon at vulnerable times. Not I. I made a pro choice.
yes, lets take an objective opinion on a kids cartoon, like a REAL man

none of this 'emotional bias through childhood' bullshit
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I wanted to watch Transformers on the IMAX in London on the weekend, but I wasn't allowed to. :oops:
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touchy feely";p="916457 wrote:blah blah blah urban legend about blah blah blah
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judasmuppet";p="916468 wrote:I wanted to watch Transformers on the IMAX in London on the weekend, but I wasn't allowed to. :oops:
What gives?
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Went to see Red Road last night. Rather good, quite bleak.
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touchy feely";p="916457 wrote:
Uncle Toasty";p="916445 wrote:Only for people who saw the cartoon at vulnerable times. Not I. I made a pro choice.
yes, lets take an objective opinion on a kids cartoon, like a REAL man

none of this 'emotional bias through childhood' bullshit
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Saw Resident 3 with the kid

we both didn't care for it

They make the film really grainy to hide Milla's leg celulite. But I caught it on a few scenes
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poop camp";p="917061 wrote:Saw Resident 3 with the kid

we both didn't care for it

They make the film really grainy to hide Milla's leg celulite. But I caught it on a few scenes
Did the kid catch it? That would have been worse than the whole zombie thing.
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