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Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 21 May 2010, 11:58
by Liingus
goulash has been outted!
"walking to the library" MY ASS!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 21 May 2010, 12:14
by BABY SHAKER
nah, too much work.
however... that is a job that I could do under the influence,
so it might be something to consider. I have been thinking about
applying for the "greeter" position at wal-mart. this works for me
because I would HAVE to be 3 sheets to the wind to even look at
those people, especially the elderly. with their burlap faces and gravy stains.
*shutters*
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 21 May 2010, 12:34
by SHARPPIE
another page, another cunt.
cunt, cunt, cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 21 May 2010, 14:08
by Carcharodon carcharias
SHARPPIE wrote:another page, another cunt.
cunt, cunt, cunt.
I think you have just never had cunt like that before and you want more....... CUNT.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 01:44
by Liingus
earth shattering
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 11:47
by Mr John
Love Remooval Masheen wrote:awesome as can be. Does not have any problems that might be involved as if you pieces of shit spawned. I know most of you people don't have children and it is because you are infertile from your drug addicted parents or just can't find someone to mate with other than the same sex. But goodluck if you ever have a child and it not being disgustingly ugly, missing obviously needed appendages/digits and/or retarded. Good luck because you will all need it!
My.
Hasn't the experience matured you into a better human being than those you anonymously insult and troll on teh innnnnntz..
Cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 15:59
by Liingus
love removal masheen has, in a very short amount of time, exponentialy passed Not Tommy on the scale of Cuntness
LRM wears the Crown of Cunt
making his poor son the Prince of Pussies
that kid never had a chance
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 16:11
by SHARPPIE
I don't know...he's kinda a jerk, but nowhere near the level of cuntness that Not Tommy has been able to achieve in a short amount of time. it's like he's TRYING to be a cunt...Not Tommy just IS....NT Dickbag exists on a higher plane of cuntiness than mere mortals.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 16:14
by Liingus
let's just say we wouldn't invite either over for ice cream cake
i'd give the kid some though, since his father is...well you know
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 16:24
by BABY SHAKER
a magic trick gone wrong?
think: magician turns baseball player into "you know".
I am not saying lrm has athletic skills of any kind,
I am more or less picturing a poof of smoke and
seeing a cunt beneath a baseball cap.
am I right?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 16:37
by Liingus
i think you are
and that poof, smells like sulfur
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 17:06
by BABY SHAKER
I almost said "like a vinegar fart", but yeah,
we'll go with your sulfur.
hey kids, are you familiar with sulfur?
ABRA CUNTDABRA!!!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 22 May 2010, 17:59
by Liingus
make some balloon anatomy parts!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 23 May 2010, 07:13
by Mr John
I feel the return of the small dick clown#, with his misspelt name, has distracted us from the main issue, of the clown cunt prince.
Gentlemen, if you will?
* gestures to the smoking room, agenda marked "Not Tommy, what a cunt" *
#what is it with all these clowns lately? Is there an outbreak of Coulrophobia?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 23 May 2010, 20:43
by crotchgrabber
i may have sunstroke. and i know it's that fucking cunt not tommy is to blame.
(i'm not worried about the clown. he's not quite a cunt, just a little irritating.)
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 11:31
by ChickenMug
hepatitis candelabra wrote:those people, especially the elderly. with their burlap faces and gravy stains.
this is accurate
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 11:45
by BABY SHAKER
so is this
if I were to be unlucky enough to be stuck in a room
with lrm, not tommy, and bin laden
I would shoot myself 3 times.
yes, I am just as fast as I am serious.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 13:02
by Liingus
i actually didn't know he did that
how did you come to find this out?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 13:06
by BABY SHAKER

good one!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 13:08
by Liingus
i posted in the wrong thread i think

Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 13:08
by Liingus
boy....i need a job!!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 14:22
by ChickenMug
you and camo hat both

Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 14:43
by crotchgrabber
oh fucking great.
she quits drinking
quits being all slutty
and moves in with a jobless douche in a camo hat?
god damn it not tommy, why the fuck do you do this to me?
you fucking cunt.
(pix of ginormous knockers please)
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 19:45
by Carcharodon carcharias
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 24 May 2010, 20:33
by Liingus
what's your problem with bicycles, sheen?
i bet you'd look great in a Hummer H2
canary yellow
baseball cap on of course, but backwards