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Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 17:59
by SHARPPIE
Dress Barn wrote:No, Sharppie is the one hiding in the oil drum
surprise, bitches!
please tell me phil is the blonde with the amazing acting talent*.
"He's win-ing!"
* = "boobs"
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 20:29
by Dress Barn
Sure thing, but you have to get everyone else now
I got too many diapers too change
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 09 May 2010, 00:04
by SHARPPIE
but....let's be clear...Not Tommy's still a cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 09 May 2010, 00:27
by Liingus
clear as an unmudded lake
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 10 May 2010, 01:51
by crotchgrabber
seeing how it is mothers day, i think we should all take time to reflect on how much our mothers have done for us over the years. my mother taught me the values i strive to live by every day. just little bits of advice and important things to remember...
be kind to your neighbors
put the toilet seat down
forgive quickly, kiss slowly
eat your vegetables
not tommy is a cunt
thanks mom.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 10 May 2010, 06:38
by Liingus
i asked my mom last week what she wanted for mother's day
i asked if she wanted me to cook her dinner
i asked if she wanted a gift card to a spa
i asked if she wanted flowers
she replied, "having you as a son is a gift onto itself....but if you must do something, make sure not tommy never forgets how massively cunttish he is."
you got it mom
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 10 May 2010, 16:46
by SHARPPIE
Not Tommy would fuck my mom....that's just how disgusting that cunt is.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 11 May 2010, 13:21
by SHARPPIE
this thread should be as sticky as Not Tommy's back after a night at the bathhouse.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 11 May 2010, 13:21
by SHARPPIE
fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 11 May 2010, 13:23
by crotchgrabber
SHARPPIE wrote:this thread should be as sticky as Not Tommy's back after a night at the bathhouse.
*applause*
not tommy=cunt
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 12 May 2010, 16:46
by crotchgrabber
hey not tommy, what kind of car do you drive?
you cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 12 May 2010, 17:02
by Liingus
probably a miata
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 17 May 2010, 15:09
by SHARPPIE
a dumptruck full of vaginal blood and yeast....stupid cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 17 May 2010, 22:05
by SHARPPIE
and he keeps slamming on the brakes so it sloshes over the top of the cab, then back over the tailgate, cause he doesn't have the common decency to put a cover on that shit...like a fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 17 May 2010, 23:48
by crotchgrabber
the other night i pulled this chicks panties off, spread her legs, and found not tommy.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 10:43
by Liingus
there's gonna be this new show on showtime called the big C
guess what it's about
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 11:44
by Carcharodon carcharias
(lingus) wrote:there's gonna be this new show on showtime called the big C
guess what it's about
Cooter?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 11:55
by Liingus
*bitch slaps clown*
WAKE THE FUCK UP
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 12:31
by Carcharodon carcharias
(lingus) wrote:*wishes could bitch slap clown*
I only wish it was possible for you to try.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 13:03
by Liingus
is this the real Sheen?
who drives a jeep made by chrysler?
must be since you can name drop some baltimore places
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 13:24
by Carcharodon carcharias
(lingus) wrote:is this the real Sheen?
who drives a jeep made by chrysler?
must be since you can name drop some baltimore places
Yup!
Ram's Head
Green Turtle
Fletcher's (I think this is closed now)
Ottobar
Tir na Nog (Best place for crab cake!)
Night Shift (Best palce to see a uterus!)
Dick's Crab shack (closed
)
Seahorse Inn and Tavern
The White Swann
I could go on but I'd have to name a bunch of shit holes like the whole south and west sides.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 13:53
by Liingus
don't go chumming up to me, cunt
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 14:00
by Carcharodon carcharias
(cuntylingus) wrote:don't go chumming up to me, cunt
Not by far. By the way, what do you drive a schwinn? hard to put gas in car you don't have with no job huh? Useless bitch. Next time I come to baltimore, I'll see you in the gas station telling your punk ass to get me something.
There is your CUNT, CUNT.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 14:02
by Carcharodon carcharias
(lingus) wrote:
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 20 May 2010, 14:05
by Liingus
good times
*puts sugar in gas tank of sheen's chrysler jeep*