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Posted: 22 May 2008, 13:36
by mr. arcade
haha i had that chris rock impersonator come in the other day calling us racist. and yesterday we finally banned him from here for 30 daysand he put up a fit and knocked all of our stuff we had on our counters and picked up one of our phones and threw it at one of our employees saying kiss my ass. the security called the cops and they caught him down the street and brought him back. so as i am told he is now banned here for life.
but he will come back like nothing happend..
wont be surprised if he brings back a gun. woah.
they should have just put him in jail.
Posted: 22 May 2008, 13:48
by Redundant Retard
Three really hot girls made love to me with their eyes today. I blame my receeding hairline.
Posted: 22 May 2008, 13:56
by Redundant Retard
Posted: 22 May 2008, 14:09
by ChickenMug
Redundant Retard";p="958847 wrote:Three really hot girls made love to me with their eyes today. I blame my receeding hairline.
doesn't really count when you pay them
Posted: 22 May 2008, 14:17
by Redundant Retard
That's why it was a highlight. I got my paycheck today!
Posted: 22 May 2008, 14:31
by mr. arcade
Redundant Retard";p="958859 wrote: I got my paycheck today!
Posted: 22 May 2008, 14:33
by Redundant Retard
I lied, I got it on monday. And it's gone.
This was pretty funny though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWJ4igJmVY
Posted: 22 May 2008, 18:34
by mr. arcade
woohooo!!!! thunder and lightning.
Posted: 22 May 2008, 18:39
by SHARPPIE
mr. arcade";p="958927 wrote:woohooo!!!! thunder and lightning.
!!!!!!
Posted: 22 May 2008, 18:40
by mr. arcade
its hailing BIG time, wow
Posted: 22 May 2008, 18:47
by mr. arcade
a small tornado just a 2 miles from here.
Posted: 22 May 2008, 18:51
by ChickenMug
damn near sliced my index finger off
gotta get a manicure to repair the chopped nail
Posted: 22 May 2008, 20:20
by mr. arcade
oh man im enjoying today.
Posted: 23 May 2008, 00:17
by crotchgrabber
santa cruz is burning.
someone do an appropriate remake of the bad religion song, now!
ok.
i'm shitfaced.
Posted: 23 May 2008, 12:17
by The Rambam
Greetings from Amazon.com.
We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items, and that this
completes your order.
Posted: 26 May 2008, 00:15
by pi
two highlights for yesterday since it's 12AM!:
-ran 4 mi for the first time in a year, 7 min/mi pace!
-Les moutons de Panurge
Posted: 26 May 2008, 02:30
by Mary Hinge
I quit my job
Posted: 26 May 2008, 06:10
by uncooked meat
Congratulations!
Posted: 26 May 2008, 06:18
by Mary Hinge
what a strangely appropriate avatar
Posted: 26 May 2008, 06:23
by uncooked meat
Posted: 27 May 2008, 05:32
by Mobiesque
I just got a fuckin promotion!
I'm no longer a phone-bitch.
I'm King Phone-Bitch of Fuck Mountain!
Just goes to show, go to work stoned and hung over long enough and you will reach your true potential!
Posted: 27 May 2008, 05:44
by Miss Yvonne
killer
Posted: 27 May 2008, 12:28
by Dress Barn
Just stole 2 cases of Red Bull and 2 cases of Vitimen Water!
Posted: 27 May 2008, 20:10
by Redundant Retard
Summer vacation until september. MUHAHAHAHA. Fuck ya'll!
Posted: 28 May 2008, 06:30
by The Rambam
Mobiesque";p="959525 wrote:I just got a fuckin promotion!
I'm no longer a phone-bitch.
I'm King Phone-Bitch of Fuck Mountain!
Can I get a fuckin' A?