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Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 13:31
by ChickenMug
crotchgrabber wrote:
jesus... this fucking cunt got heather to quit drinking. how fucking cuntish can one man be?
oath
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 03:14
by crotchgrabber
usually, i want to slip my penis into a cunt.
in a loving manner... maybe not loving, but a good imitation of loving.
normally, i want to warm up a cunt, get it all lubricated and make it the happiest piece of flesh in the world.
i just want to fucking kick not tommy.
that god damn cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 13:18
by SHARPPIE
I would stick my foot in his cunt right before I stomped his nose into a million pieces....cause Not Tommy's a fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 13:46
by BABY SHAKER
I would saw his neck in half with piano wire... for 3 reasons.
1. I've got that kind of time.
2. I've got that kind of passion.
3. motherfucker's a cunt, plain and simple.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 30 Apr 2010, 13:10
by SHARPPIE
fuck Not Tommy.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 01 May 2010, 01:40
by crotchgrabber
there are three things in this world i wouldn't stick my penis in...
my mom
my ex-wife
and not tommy
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 01 May 2010, 10:50
by Liingus
i would not stick my penis in:
1. meat grinder
2. pottery kiln
3. flowbee
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 01 May 2010, 12:18
by BABY SHAKER
oh great, now this is a contest.
not tommy is like one of bitches you want to bone
and they're all "I don't normally do this", and remove their panties
and it smells like a sour kraut barn that should have been burnt to the ground 15 years ago.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 02 May 2010, 00:10
by crotchgrabber
either way... i'm not gonna fuck not tommy.
he's a cunt. and not in that sexy way.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 02 May 2010, 20:09
by Liingus
crotchgrabber wrote:there are three things in this world i wouldn't stick my penis in...
my ex-wife
so, can i get her number. what's up?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 02 May 2010, 22:31
by crotchgrabber
i wouldn't do that to you, bro.
that's the kind of cunt move not tommy would pull.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 03 May 2010, 15:47
by SHARPPIE
last week: 60° and rainy
today: it's fucking summer
fuck you, not tommy...damn cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 04 May 2010, 13:16
by SHARPPIE
cunt.
cunt.
cunt.
cunt cunt cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 06 May 2010, 13:47
by SHARPPIE
fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 06 May 2010, 19:41
by Liingus
DICK!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 06:06
by BABY SHAKER
TITS!!!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 06:07
by BABY SHAKER
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 15:31
by Liingus
TURKEY TITS!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 22:37
by crotchgrabber
my feet smell like death.
fucking not tommy is a stinking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 23:26
by puppy
has anybody called him twat yet?
it's a "he", yes?
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 07 May 2010, 23:45
by crotchgrabber
puppy wrote:has anybody called him twat yet?
it's a "he", yes?
it's not a he.
it's a "not tommy."
and it's a fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 07:32
by Dress Barn
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 13:21
by SHARPPIE
as long as I'm cesar romero and not the fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 17:44
by Dress Barn
No, Sharppie is the one hiding in the oil drum
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 May 2010, 17:46
by Dress Barn
Lingus is the shark repellent