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ChickenMug
not very out-and-about-y
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by ChickenMug » 28 Apr 2010, 13:31
crotchgrabber wrote:
jesus... this fucking cunt got heather to quit drinking. how fucking cuntish can one man be?
oath
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 29 Apr 2010, 03:14
usually, i want to slip my penis into a cunt.
in a loving manner... maybe not loving, but a good imitation of loving.
normally, i want to warm up a cunt, get it all lubricated and make it the happiest piece of flesh in the world.
i just want to fucking kick not tommy.
that god damn cunt.
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 29 Apr 2010, 13:18
I would stick my foot in his cunt right before I stomped his nose into a million pieces....cause Not Tommy's a fucking cunt.
BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
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by BABY SHAKER » 29 Apr 2010, 13:46
I would saw his neck in half with piano wire... for 3 reasons.
1. I've got that kind of time.
2. I've got that kind of passion.
3. motherfucker's a cunt, plain and simple.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 30 Apr 2010, 13:10
fuck Not Tommy.
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 01 May 2010, 01:40
there are three things in this world i wouldn't stick my penis in...
my mom
my ex-wife
and not tommy
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
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by Liingus » 01 May 2010, 10:50
i would not stick my penis in:
1. meat grinder
2. pottery kiln
3. flowbee
BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
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by BABY SHAKER » 01 May 2010, 12:18
oh great, now this is a contest.
not tommy is like one of bitches you want to bone
and they're all "I don't normally do this", and remove their panties
and it smells like a sour kraut barn that should have been burnt to the ground 15 years ago.
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 02 May 2010, 00:10
either way... i'm not gonna fuck not tommy.
he's a cunt. and not in that sexy way.
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
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by Liingus » 02 May 2010, 20:09
crotchgrabber wrote: there are three things in this world i wouldn't stick my penis in...
my ex-wife
so, can i get her number. what's up?
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 02 May 2010, 22:31
i wouldn't do that to you, bro.
that's the kind of cunt move not tommy would pull.
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 03 May 2010, 15:47
last week: 60° and rainy
today: it's fucking summer
fuck you, not tommy...damn cunt.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 04 May 2010, 13:16
cunt.
cunt.
cunt.
cunt cunt cunt.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 06 May 2010, 13:47
fucking cunt.
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
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by Liingus » 06 May 2010, 19:41
DICK!
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
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by Liingus » 07 May 2010, 15:31
TURKEY TITS!
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 07 May 2010, 22:37
my feet smell like death.
fucking not tommy is a stinking cunt.
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
puppy
a lustrous shine
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by puppy » 07 May 2010, 23:26
has anybody called him twat yet?
it's a "he", yes?
Rick Cave";p="892315 wrote: I still look like a complete twat, Yumiko.
So take that.
crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
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by crotchgrabber » 07 May 2010, 23:45
puppy wrote: has anybody called him twat yet?
it's a "he", yes?
it's not a he.
it's a "not tommy."
and it's a fucking cunt.
Mr John wrote: You love cock.
SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
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by SHARPPIE » 08 May 2010, 13:21
as long as I'm cesar romero and not the fucking cunt.
Dress Barn
cute as a crackbaby
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by Dress Barn » 08 May 2010, 17:44
No, Sharppie is the one hiding in the oil drum
Dress Barn
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by Dress Barn » 08 May 2010, 17:46
Lingus is the shark repellent