Posted: 06 Sep 2007, 12:36
Every time he sweats peroxide drips into his eyes.
Spaniards with blonde hair are a crime against god.
Spaniards with blonde hair are a crime against god.
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Posted: 06 Sep 2007, 12:37
And good goalkeeping.
Posted: 06 Sep 2007, 13:59
...I find Solace in the fact that he's ten times the better of Robinson though.
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 08:57
Berbatov is cute.
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:46
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Women and computers don't mix.
Unless nudity is involved.
Women and computers don't mix.
Unless nudity is involved.
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:54
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Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 02:34
Vint, get out of the arse thread plz k thnx.
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Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 09:27
Gotta love the pretenders as they fell this afternoon.
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 09:39
Did Arsenal chip in some cash so Spurs could buy Bent?
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 09:40
Immit. Perhaps they misreadf the forms and thought they were buying Bendtner?
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 14:41
A great Gruff Rhys show last night and an Arsenal win today.
This weekend can only go downhill.
Gruff asked if anyone wanted to request a song and I screamed out Now That The Feeling Is Gone before he finished the sentence. He played it. He said afterwards that it was a little too fast and wanted to know if I wanted him to play it again. I told him it was fine.
This weekend can only go downhill.
Gruff asked if anyone wanted to request a song and I screamed out Now That The Feeling Is Gone before he finished the sentence. He played it. He said afterwards that it was a little too fast and wanted to know if I wanted him to play it again. I told him it was fine.
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 14:44
Can anyone say "Another invincible season"?
I think it's unlikely, but this team is capable.
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 14:48
I'm excited to see how we fare against the bigger teams.
Seeing as they're not firing on all cylinders this could be our year.
Every time I look at Diaby I hear his screams from the ankle injury.
That's not normal is it?
Seeing as they're not firing on all cylinders this could be our year.
Every time I look at Diaby I hear his screams from the ankle injury.
That's not normal is it?
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 14:50
Everytime I see Diaby I think "clam down you prick, two footed sliding tackles are not ALWAYS necessary and if you get sent off I'm gonna take a shit on your father's grave".
That's perfectly normal.
That's perfectly normal.
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 00:26
Every time I see Adebayor I have the soundtrack to Mahogany in my head.
I pray to Allah every day that he doesn't straighten his hair again.
Tell me, friend. Is that normal?
I pray to Allah every day that he doesn't straighten his hair again.
Tell me, friend. Is that normal?
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 01:31
Every day I hope Adebayour fucks up so we can sack him. 
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 22:40
You must be from Senegal.
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 03:40
Steven?Rick Cave wrote:You must be from Senegal.
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 17:22
It's fine to see our children beat Fat Sammy's team of murdering northern gypsies.
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 19:41
What did I tell you?
Don't compliment Owen's legs and his groin explodes.
My brother is a Newcastle supporter.
He told me he would call me after the match.
I guess he lost my number.
Don't compliment Owen's legs and his groin explodes.
My brother is a Newcastle supporter.
He told me he would call me after the match.
I guess he lost my number.
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 01:18
My partner is also a fan of Newcastle. She was holding a scalding iron, pressing my work shirts when I chose the moment to mock her team choice. I almost regretted it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG62Wx_Dtsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG62Wx_Dtsg
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 11:33
Wanna hear the main complaint Newcastle radio had against our boys?
We passed the ball too much.
My brother agreed. Of course.
Arsenal are dirty cheating bastards for trying to tire their opponents.
We passed the ball too much.
My brother agreed. Of course.
Arsenal are dirty cheating bastards for trying to tire their opponents.
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 14:13
I hope Arsenal wins the league this year.*
*edited for content and time
*edited for content and time
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 20:58
*appreciates the astute moderations*
Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 01:27
Last year, we would have lost a game like this. West Ham came into the match thinking they had our number and they almost did, but we've been showing some steel since the pre-season which means we're winning games that maybe last year we would have capitulated.