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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 16:18
by crotchgrabber
nobody can take away my hooker rights. NOBODY.
shit.
i just ran out of beer.
that was just bad planning.
how does one run out of beer at two in the afternoon?
damn it!
Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 16:20
by ChickenMug
i wouldn't know
because it's 4:30 here
timezones!
Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 16:22
by crotchgrabber
timezones are the work of the devil.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 16:43
by ChickenMug
i'm still confused about daylight savings time
fuckers
Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 16:47
by crotchgrabber
i think i'm gonna go to the bar now.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 23:41
by puppy
the local gallery wanted to see if i have this available for their next group show. maybe it should be a lowlight 'cause i can't accommodate them:
Posted: 17 Apr 2008, 08:17
by Thunder Bear
That drawing is awesome. I often wish I was Rick Cave.
Posted: 17 Apr 2008, 14:37
by Stone Gossarrd
Thunder Bear";p="951963 wrote:That drawing is awesome. I often wish I was Rick Cave.
You wish you could suck rick's cock, fagboy.
Posted: 17 Apr 2008, 20:48
by Busta
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 01:38
by uncooked meat
Heart-warming story of the week.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 02:47
by crotchgrabber
i want to be that drunk right now!
can't reach this stupid knife.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 07:38
by The Rambam
Truckload of human feces spills on Indiana roadway
Indiana 55 has reopened after a truckload of human feces spilled onto the roadway in northwestern Indiana's Crown Point.
The driver told police he was hauling treated human feces from a water recycling plant in Portage when the load spilled about 10:30 a.m. Thursday.
The Lake County hazardous materials response team came to clean up the mess, along with the Crown Point Fire Department and Indiana State Police.
The northbound and southbound lanes of the highway were closed during the cleanup.
The Indiana Department of Transportation cited the driver for an unsecured load.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 07:43
by The Rambam
We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he said.
I want to be that kind of drunk.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 08:22
by Rado
I was that kind of drunk when i urinated in my wardrobe a few weeks ago...
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 08:43
by ChickenMug
i'm that kind of drunk pretty much every time i get drunk
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 08:59
by Rado
It was actually quite liberating...
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 09:11
by ChickenMug
emptying your bladder?
refreshing to boot!
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 16:58
by ChickenMug
i'm going to drink mojitos until i can no longer feel my face
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 17:01
by ChickenMug
but first i need to spray the hose at these kids using my yard
as their endzone
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 17:08
by Eviltoastman
I want to spray my hose over your face.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 17:15
by pi
GETTIN READY 2 PARTY
Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 19:52
by ChickenMug
Eviltoastman";p="952412 wrote:I want to spray my hose over your face.
just not in my hair
general rule
Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 02:50
by crotchgrabber
the highlight of my day was realizing that some day all the men on this board (except mr john) are gonna gang rape the shit our of chickenmug.
and we'll all cum in her hair.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 09:11
by ChickenMug
this concerns me
Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 11:28
by Rado
ChickenMug";p="952254 wrote:emptying your bladder?
refreshing to boot!
Yes, pissing all over a pile of clothes too...