highlight of your day?

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 16 Apr 2008, 16:18

nobody can take away my hooker rights. NOBODY.

shit.
i just ran out of beer.
that was just bad planning.
how does one run out of beer at two in the afternoon?
damn it!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 16 Apr 2008, 16:20

i wouldn't know
because it's 4:30 here

timezones!

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 16 Apr 2008, 16:22

timezones are the work of the devil.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 16 Apr 2008, 16:43

i'm still confused about daylight savings time
fuckers

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 16 Apr 2008, 16:47

i think i'm gonna go to the bar now.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 16 Apr 2008, 23:41

the local gallery wanted to see if i have this available for their next group show. maybe it should be a lowlight 'cause i can't accommodate them:

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 17 Apr 2008, 08:17

That drawing is awesome. I often wish I was Rick Cave.

Stone Gossarrd · Post by **Stone Gossarrd** » 17 Apr 2008, 14:37

Thunder Bear";p="951963 wrote:That drawing is awesome. I often wish I was Rick Cave.

You wish you could suck rick's cock, fagboy.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 17 Apr 2008, 20:48

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=449125

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 18 Apr 2008, 01:38

Busta";p="952161 wrote:http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=449125

Heart-warming story of the week.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 18 Apr 2008, 02:47

Busta";p="952161 wrote:http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=449125

i want to be that drunk right now!

can't reach this stupid knife.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 18 Apr 2008, 07:38

Truckload of human feces spills on Indiana roadway

Indiana 55 has reopened after a truckload of human feces spilled onto the roadway in northwestern Indiana's Crown Point.

The driver told police he was hauling treated human feces from a water recycling plant in Portage when the load spilled about 10:30 a.m. Thursday.

The Lake County hazardous materials response team came to clean up the mess, along with the Crown Point Fire Department and Indiana State Police.

The northbound and southbound lanes of the highway were closed during the cleanup.

The Indiana Department of Transportation cited the driver for an unsecured load.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 18 Apr 2008, 07:43

Busta";p="952161 wrote:http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=449125

We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he said.

I want to be that kind of drunk.

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 18 Apr 2008, 08:22

I was that kind of drunk when i urinated in my wardrobe a few weeks ago...

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Apr 2008, 08:43

i'm that kind of drunk pretty much every time i get drunk

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 18 Apr 2008, 08:59

It was actually quite liberating...

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Apr 2008, 09:11

emptying your bladder?
refreshing to boot!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Apr 2008, 16:58

i'm going to drink mojitos until i can no longer feel my face

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Apr 2008, 17:01

but first i need to spray the hose at these kids using my yard
as their endzone

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 18 Apr 2008, 17:08

I want to spray my hose over your face.

pi · Post by pi » 18 Apr 2008, 17:15

GETTIN READY 2 PARTY

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Apr 2008, 19:52

Eviltoastman";p="952412 wrote:I want to spray my hose over your face.

just not in my hair
general rule

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 19 Apr 2008, 02:50

the highlight of my day was realizing that some day all the men on this board (except mr john) are gonna gang rape the shit our of chickenmug.
and we'll all cum in her hair.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 19 Apr 2008, 09:11

this concerns me

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 19 Apr 2008, 11:28

ChickenMug";p="952254 wrote:emptying your bladder?
refreshing to boot!

Yes, pissing all over a pile of clothes too...