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Re: Battles
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 17:03
by SHARPPIE
that would require talking to people in public, which I am steadfastly against. I need people to just look at me and go, "Holy fuck, what a hipster!" I've already considered moving to Silverlake...I'm told this is "the home of the hipster"...but I really need to get my look/aura in order before I sign a lease.
Re: Battles
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 17:09
by BABY SHAKER
ok, I can work with that. what about...
when you are questioned/addressed about your ironistache,
you simply laugh directly AT the person guilty of commenting/inquiring.
wait! damn it, I probably should have asked this first, you don't have a
problem laughing at people, do you?

Re: Battles
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 17:49
by SHARPPIE
no, but only if they're in pain.
I have the feeling I should wait for my Obi to show me the pure way...you seem to have something against this particular ethnic group. you = Darth Vader of hipsterdom.
Re: Battles
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 19:43
by crotchgrabber
i think if people start embracing their hipsterness it will kill off the hipster trend pretty quick.
please sharppie, go forth you brave brave hipster.
Re: Battles
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 20:44
by SHARPPIE
I always had the feeling I was the chosen one....of what, exactly...I wasn't too sure. now it's all becoming clear.
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 14:06
by PattonBordin
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 16:27
by BABY SHAKER
I don't know if sharpps is in there as I didn't get too far into it,
but I didn't need to get too far into it to spot upon that stage 1
ironic moustache.
HIPster
HIPster
HOOORAY!!!
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 16:34
by SHARPPIE
how do you know it's ironic? you can read his mind?
see...? evil darth vader shit. "help me, obi wan kenobi. you're my only hope."
I'll have to watch it, but to see that area you would have to shoot from behind them.
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 17:02
by BABY SHAKER
SHARPPIE wrote:you can read his mind?
oh yeah, and then some.
it's almost as if I can see into his soul.
no, I actually CAN see into his soul. in fact...
for a small amount of time, I moved into his soul,
threw down some berber carpet, sat right down (indian style),
ate an entire can of chipotle limon pringles and got the
fuck up and out of there.

Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 18:43
by General Tso s Chicken
in espanola , limon = lemon , lima = lime , yet the pic on the pringles can clearly shows the cartoon image of a lime .
how are those , any good , despite the obvious fail-name ?
personally (ducks) i think we have too many flavors of things . bbq pizza , buffalo chicken pizza , Hawaiian pizza , who eats that ? and another thing , how long did it take rock and roll to infiltrate mainstream advertising , vs. say hip hop ?
now jewelry is referred to as "bling" , the formal greeting has become "sup" , anything pre-2005 is dubbed "old school" . it seems to me it wasn't till oh the mid to late 80's before heavy metal guitar solo stuff started showing up of everything from car commercials to bubble gum adds . didnt rock and roll technically rear its ugly head around march 3rd 1951 ?
34 years . now either way that shit is embarrassing / and annoying to me . remember after nirvana / pearl jam / soundgarden broke big and the fall season K-mart flyer read "Grunge back to school"
blondie's rapture / rappers delight dat ill ass wax dropped round 1979 , "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" premiere, september 10, 1990 . observing how "hip hop" mentality has been absorbed by the mainstream is far less annoying and embarrassing to me , i actually am very happy about this current trend . (something new MAY be on the horizon)
its actually no wonder we have stuff like chili cheese diet dr pepper , don't mind me , i have been saving up my weed money up so i can purchase a pair of "Beats" by Dr. Dre ,
ok all clear , call me a racist hater honkey sucka foo head .
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 18:58
by BABY SHAKER
General Tso s Chicken wrote:how are those , any good , despite the obvious fail-name ?
truth be told, the whole eating them experience isn't much different from
coating your tongue with lemon pledge and licking a rodeo clown's asshole.
PS remember those big mac hats?

Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 19:32
by SHARPPIE
I'm beginning to suspect you have no idea what you're talking about, or hipsters don't really exist...it's just a word to denigrate people you feel better than. can somebody tell the KKK about this? it just may replace kike, spic, limey, etc.
"Damn these dirty hipsters and their zionist occupied government."
"These lazy, big-lipped hipsters are raping all our women."
"Fucking hipsters, taking all the jobs away from REAL Americans."
"What do you call a hipster in court? Defendant."
Re: Battles
Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 19:48
by BABY SHAKER
no really, I looked up hipster in the dictionary.
it said "obsolete farm machinery".

Re: Battles
Posted: 28 Jul 2011, 12:42
by SHARPPIE
book readin' is so hipster.
Re: Battles
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 00:24
by Grotocult
hipsters do exist
they like cupcakes and get tattoos of them
and bands with lots of pink and tight trousers and big glasses
and fake jollity (see: Matt and Kim)
and disowning music you once liked because it's not cool anymore (like Cottage with Korn)
and you can't suddenly choose to become a hipster, it's more like a curse from God, or cancer
hipsters think they are ironic about everything
except themselves
Re: Battles
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 01:36
by SHARPPIE
uh huh...
now tell me where the easter bunny lives.
Re: Battles
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 12:20
by Grotocult
somewhere in Jeremy's paintings, with big tits?
Re: Battles
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 13:20
by SHARPPIE
from what you described, this is all just misidentification.
that's a poseur, plain & simple.
Re: Battles
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 13:43
by BABY SHAKER
Re: Battles
Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 17:19
by Grotocult
SHARPPIE wrote:poseur
cribdeath mountain wrote:let's keep it in english.

Re: Battles
Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 18:11
by SHARPPIE
adopted from french, but it's still english...sacrebleu!
don't say sofa or couch in here either....that's a sittin' box, buddy.
Re: Battles
Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 20:21
by Dress Barn
Yeah...my arts pretty hipster too.
Re: Battles
Posted: 31 Jul 2011, 06:40
by joey5001
Pretending to not know what a hipster is is rather hipsterish.
Re: Battles
Posted: 01 Aug 2011, 10:24
by BABY SHAKER
actually, joey5001... that would be another common character flaw associated with the poseur.
Re: Battles
Posted: 01 Aug 2011, 12:45
by SHARPPIE
we've already established that you don't know what they are. at least I admit it, and look for answers...which no one seems to have.
this shit don't exist.