Posted: 26 Mar 2008, 12:03
uh, go on then....post the highlight of my life
No thanks necessary...crotchgrabber";p="948087 wrote:someone's spreading a rumor about me.
a girl i've met once or twice came up to me the other night and said "you're phil, right? someone told me you have a really big cock."
seeing is believing friendcrotchgrabber";p="948441 wrote:i thought posting about my ginormous member would have been the highlight of your life...
Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change
A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.
Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.
"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."
He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what had motivated Cradock to make the extraordinary claim.
In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again.
The Rambam";p="948560 wrote:Also, I just picked up Season 1 of Frisky Dingo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!The DVD is extremely bare bones. No commentary. No behind the scenes footage of any sort. No extras of any sort. It's just every episode of season one and that's all.
I see what they did there...SHARPPIE";p="948581 wrote:Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
I know someone who's dating him!!!SHARPPIE";p="948581 wrote:Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
Friday, March 28, 2008
Rikki Rockett, the drummer of glam rock band Poison, was arrested Monday at Los Angeles International Airport on an outstanding rape warrant, the Los Angeles Daily News reports.
Rockett, 46, was arrested and booked into the L.A. County Jail, the paper said. He was being held on a strong-arm rape warrant filed in Neshoba County, Miss.
Details were unavailable, the paper said.
Rockett, a onetime hairdresser from Mechanicsburg, Pa., formed the band Poison in the 1980s with vocalist Bret Michaels, currently the star of VH1's reality show "Rock of Love 2."
but what about latroy hawkins? jorge julio? bob wickman?Miss Yvonne";p="948710 wrote:Armando Benitez told me that I was very smart.
Eviltoastman";p="948733 wrote:Music can be artful. In your hands, it's more like butchery.