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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 01:04
by touchy feely
your new avatar:

Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 01:07
by touchy feely
unless you want to use this instead:

Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 01:08
by SHARPPIE
Clinton supporter stabs Barack backer
February 26, 2008
Pennsylvania-The US presidential race has become a blood sport, with a family feud over which Democratic candidate was the best person for the job spilling over into a full-blown fight, with punches thrown and a man stabbed.
The incident took place last week, when Jose Antonio Ortiz began arguing with his brother-in-law Sean Shurelds about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, US website The Smoking Gun has reported.
Mr Ortiz, 28 is a Clinton supporter. Mr Shurelds, 41, is an Obama man.
The argument began when Mr Shurelds looked Mr Ortiz in the eye and said that Senator Obama was "trashing" the former first lady, in a reference to the 11 straight nominating victories he has had since Super Tuesday.
Mr Ortiz fired back with the following comeback: "Obama is not a realist".
The comments apparently enraged each man so much that push came to shove, which then escalated into a full-blown fight - even including a choke-hold.
Since the argument was taking place in the kitchen, knives were close at hand and during the melee Mr Shurelds was stabbed in the stomach.
Mr Ortiz has been charged with aggravated assault by Pennsylvania police. Mr Shurelds was taken to hospital in a critical condition.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 01:09
by mr. arcade
move over lo pan.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 12:56
by ChickenMug
some old man is sitting back here eating our girl scout cookies

i don't think he's even a patient of ours

Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 15:07
by puppy
puppy";p="942061 wrote:puppy";p="940551 wrote:i get to show stuff in a gallery next month!
i take that back.

otay, the plan's back on for May!!!1
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 01:06
by mr. arcade
haha, the karate kid is on amc..
"your the best, around"....
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 05:12
by puppy
Posted: 02 Mar 2008, 00:39
by touchy feely
Posted: 02 Mar 2008, 01:59
by Mary Hinge
I got my new car and nobody smashed it up on the way home!

Posted: 02 Mar 2008, 02:28
by SHARPPIE
I'm gonna key my name in your passenger side door.....which will actually be the driver's side, because your cars are all fucked up backwards....but just know, it's out of love.
Posted: 02 Mar 2008, 02:59
by Mary Hinge
Look - I posted the cash to Yumiko - okay??
Posted: 02 Mar 2008, 20:28
by ChickenMug
file this under
things i've been waiting mah entire LIFE for!!!!
Tim Allen Directing First Movie
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - After years of mugging for the camera, sitcom veteran Tim Allen finally is sitting in the feature director's chair.
Allen will direct, as well as star in, "Crazy on the Outside," an indie comedy about an ex-con who finds life beyond bars is much more challenging, especially once he enters his sister's world. Ray Liotta, Carrie-Anne Moss, Julie Bowen and Kelsey Grammer are in negotiations to round out the cast.
Allen's directing experience to date is one episode of "Home Improvement," which ran on ABC from 1991 to 1999.
Last in theaters with the hit "Wild Hogs," Allen next will be seen in "Redbelt," which opens April 25.
Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
Posted: 04 Mar 2008, 04:53
by Mary Hinge
tickling a platypus

Posted: 07 Mar 2008, 09:44
by ChickenMug
those people who drank the chocolate truffle coffee
are now having big squirts in the bathroom
suckers

Posted: 07 Mar 2008, 10:55
by Thunder Bear
AWESOME! Mark Ryden owns!
Posted: 07 Mar 2008, 14:49
by puppy
the second highlight of my YEAR came and went yesterday

Posted: 07 Mar 2008, 14:51
by mr. arcade
hes gonna go down

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Posted: 08 Mar 2008, 22:50
by ChickenMug
drinking a homebrew made of whiskey and vanilla bean
Posted: 08 Mar 2008, 23:42
by Liingus
nah
carbon monoxide poisoning
Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 17:43
by Redundant Retard
Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 18:42
by ChickenMug
this wine goblet is the size of mah head!
Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 19:43
by Redundant Retard
This timble is the size of mine!

Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 22:07
by touchy feely
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 13:01
by crotchgrabber
i like whiskey, bronze sailboats and drunk mod girls.