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Posted: 08 Nov 2007, 23:29
by Thunder Bear
Ive been in bed for 19 hours. Just interrupted by a couple of food breaks.

I feel like Yoko Ono.

Posted: 08 Nov 2007, 23:55
by SHARPPIE
talentless & ugly?

Posted: 08 Nov 2007, 23:58
by Crisp Surplus
Like your bird? (Woman, fucksake etc.)

Sorry, nasty but had to be said.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 00:18
by Thunder Bear
SHARPPIE";p="923759 wrote:talentless & ugly?
Right now, yes.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 12:09
by Redundant Retard
Vinter. :D

As in: It's snowing in Bergen (will turn to rain in a couple of hours I guess, but still).

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 13:36
by Redundant Retard
I'm not sure if one could call it snow anymore. It's too wet. You can have it though.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 14:22
by SHARPPIE
you should want a brain, you dumb fuck.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 14:41
by mr. arcade
lips soo big that shes having a hard time to speak.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 19:13
by mr. arcade
the undertaker has just entered.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 19:16
by Hank
A double deuce of Arrogant Bastard Ale.

Posted: 09 Nov 2007, 19:47
by Hank
Oh and when I sat down at my computer I found something on the keyboard. A coupon for $100 off any purchase of $500 or more at Bailey Banks & Biddle. :lol:

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 04:19
by Thunder Bear
woke up to a handjob

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 11:47
by ChickenMug
Thunder Bear";p="924114 wrote:woke up to a handjob

me too!

if by handjob you mean a 90 pound black lab licking your face
whining to go outside at 6:45am

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 12:00
by Thunder Bear
Not at all. I woke up with someones hand on my penis.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 12:37
by Redundant Retard
Did it cost you 29$ ?

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 12:47
by Thunder Bear
Kind of...
Thunder Bear";p="924121 wrote:My x-girlfriend is on her way to NYC, and I gave her my $29. Thats my lowlight.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:00
by Redundant Retard
So, your highlight and your lowlight are intimately connected? Without the one you wouldn't have the other and vica versa? Interesting. I can watch INLAND EMPIRE in a whole different light now.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:02
by Pablo4
Fag.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:04
by Redundant Retard
Yes you are. Glad you've admitted it.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:09
by Pablo4
No R-tard I called you a Fag. Get a life.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:13
by Redundant Retard
:lol:

You're ok Stone.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:16
by Pablo4
More ok than you!

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:16
by Pablo4
More ok than you!

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:18
by Thunder Bear
Redundant Retard";p="924191 wrote:So, your highlight and your lowlight are intimately connected? Without the one you wouldn't have the other and vica versa? Interesting. I can watch INLAND EMPIRE in a whole different light now.
I belive the handjob was for free. Right before she left, I remembered the money, and I gave it to her as a gift. Hopefully she will return with some cocaine. My highlight was the handjob. My lowlight was giving away money. I didnt have to do it, but Im just such a nice guy.

Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 13:27
by pi
woke up smelling like pee