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Posted: 28 Oct 2007, 23:51
by Rick Cave
You have no bills and you live at home, twat.
That's why you carry no cash.
*stomps*
Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 00:13
by pi
I actually live in a dorm, thanks.

Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 14:18
by SHARPPIE
who's paying the bill?
Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 14:38
by Eviltoastman
Starting my new role in the same company, having less work, better hours, same responsibility and more cash whilst my former colleagues had the worst day since my old department opened.
Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 17:23
by Thunder Bear
Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 17:25
by Redundant Retard
Toby didn't trash my place when I was away.

Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 23:44
by Dress Barn
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 18:39
by pi
My fingers smell like fish, guess why!
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:08
by SHARPPIE
you had sushi, and you don't know how to use chopsticks?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:11
by pi
wrong!
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:14
by Liingus
you stole all the fishsticks from the campus cafeteria and forgot your black satchel with the piano keys embroidered on the strap?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:16
by SHARPPIE
you've started your new job as a fishmonger?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:20
by Thunder Bear
pi";p="921210 wrote:My fingers smell like fish, guess why!
You fingered yourself?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:21
by Liingus
you dropped your favorite flavored lip gloss in the castle of the guidance counselor's angel fish tank?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:22
by SHARPPIE
gangrene?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:25
by Liingus
doggie paddling in chum?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:30
by Dress Barn
You squeeze guppies to relieve stress?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:32
by pi
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:33
by ChickenMug
usually the wine comes before all that
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:39
by Thunder Bear
and you dont drink red wine with seafood
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:41
by Liingus
and you don't wear black with navy blue
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:43
by SHARPPIE
Thunder Bear";p="921232 wrote:and you dont drink red wine with seafood
that's kinda an outdated concept, isn't it?
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:44
by ChickenMug
i'll drink red wine with hot dogs and pb&j sammies
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:45
by Thunder Bear
SHARPPIE";p="921234 wrote:Thunder Bear";p="921232 wrote:and you dont drink red wine with seafood
that's kinda an outdated concept, isn't it?
No. Its like drinking orange juice while eating mints.
Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 19:47
by Liingus
i like drinking dr pepper after i brush my teeth