Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 22:03
he intendered.
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 22:08
i know CCR
Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 22:19
can I turn this tendered joke into something about chicken tenders?
I can't quite pull something out of that
but it has potential
I just know it
I can't quite pull something out of that
but it has potential
I just know it
Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 22:20
as far as jokes, i was thinking of going in the trans-gendered direction....
but chicken tenders could work too
but chicken tenders could work too
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 08:37
I woke up to "I don't feel like dancing"
This whole day HAS to be great!
This whole day HAS to be great!
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 09:57
is that scand rick on the right?!
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 11:22
eric clapton in the house.
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 14:49
Well, my high light got way better
Thanks to
A very attractive dentist
Prescribing me Loratab
It made my little guest heart grow 2 sizes.
Thanks to
A very attractive dentist
Prescribing me Loratab
It made my little guest heart grow 2 sizes.
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 14:54
"shes little miss rick james bitch."
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 14:55
I am being put to sleep on Tuesday
I bet those drugs will be better
seeing as how just the put to sleep part costs 300.00
I bet those drugs will be better
seeing as how just the put to sleep part costs 300.00
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:16
enjoy the jello
and the applesauce
and the pudding
and the applesauce
and the pudding
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:29
and the 1700.00 bill
My teeth grew into my jaw
Oh man
t minus 15 minutes until these pain killers start their full effect
My teeth grew into my jaw
Oh man
t minus 15 minutes until these pain killers start their full effect
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:44
i'll send you 30 of yer favorite snak paks shaina
just ask
and an icepack
just ask
and an icepack
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:45
well, think of it this way
youre paying that much for an attractive dentist to molest and do inhumane things to your mouth
so, just think of the aftereffects as along the same lines as not being able to sit down for a few days
youre paying that much for an attractive dentist to molest and do inhumane things to your mouth
so, just think of the aftereffects as along the same lines as not being able to sit down for a few days
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:46
Chick. Get a usb converter for a ps2 dual shock controller, enter the controller section in control panel to test the pas, hold down the stick to force the rumble and hey presto! A vibrator that will NEVER run out of batteries!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:54
that seems like too much work
can't you just come over tonight?
can't you just come over tonight?
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 15:56
wait wait wait......
y'all missed this lil gem
shaina's being put down tuesday
down like a rhino
[/1st drunken post of the day]
y'all missed this lil gem
shaina's being put down tuesday
Ruby Juice";p="905963 wrote:I am being put to sleep on Tuesday
I bet those drugs will be better
seeing as how just the put to sleep part costs 300.00
down like a rhino
[/1st drunken post of the day]
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 16:04
It'll be cheaper to take me out back and shoot me in the head, ma.
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 16:06
next your gonna tell me that you're getting spayed too
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 16:07
Pain killers kicked in
I am at work
alone
and ordering sushi
it's grand eve
I am at work
alone
and ordering sushi
it's grand eve
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 16:09
you better be selling the shit out of those gibblets too
candy always makes me neurotic about cleaning/organizing
it's better than adderall in it's own special way
meaning it doesn't make mah butt sweaty like adderall or ritalin does
candy always makes me neurotic about cleaning/organizing
it's better than adderall in it's own special way
meaning it doesn't make mah butt sweaty like adderall or ritalin does
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 16:52
Highlight:
Suck shit, gambling industry!
Racing in NSW called off due to virus
Saturday Aug 25 07:09 AEST
All of Saturday's race meetings in NSW have been called off as authorities battle to contain suspected cases of the highly infectious equine influenza (EI).
Several horses stabled at Centennial Park near Randwick Racecourse, where Saturday's major meeting was to be held, have returned positive results to initial tests carried out on Friday.
A five kilometre exclusion zone around the Centennial Park stables includes Randwick Racecourse where around 700 thoroughbreds are housed.
The horses infected are not racehorses.
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The first case of equine influenza in Australia was found at Eastern Creek quarantine station on Thursday in a stallion which had come from the northern hemisphere.
Suck shit, gambling industry!Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 17:30
You definatley do need pain killers and a stomach pump.Ruby Juice";p="905982 wrote:Pain killers kicked in
I am at work
alone
and ordering sushi
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 20:45
i can't believe i sifted through all that rubbish for this
wait, there was comedy gold back there
GOLD!
wait, there was comedy gold back there
GOLD!
Ruby Juice";p="897658 wrote:
Posted: 24 Aug 2007, 20:49
I need to make that my signature
That's the funniest thing I have found on the WWW this year...
That's the funniest thing I have found on the WWW this year...