Posted: 05 Aug 2007, 11:43
You can realy tell my multiracial heritage when you look at my testicles...
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Posted: 05 Aug 2007, 12:51
cottonpicker
Posted: 05 Aug 2007, 17:37
our security guard for the day looks like she 15 years old.
Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 14:12
today's highlight: I drank a caffeinated NONALCOHOLIC beverage for the first time in 6 or so months. I am very jittery at the moment.
Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 15:28
you're far too young to be getting DTs.
Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 15:29
I bathed in a bath of mugs. I have so many of them.
Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 15:36
i think yourre hawt Bill
Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 22:57
I tripped The Manager with a push broom.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 10:21
Thinking of yesterday's highlight is the highlight of my day, so far.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 10:47
None whatsoever.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 12:18
gentleman patient in FULL SEERSUCKER SUIT!!!
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 12:28
you'll see me in mine on our wedding day... NOT before thenChickenMug";p="902613 wrote:gentleman patient in FULL SEERSUCKER SUIT!!!
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 13:01
i can't wait either
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 13:37
my "business trip" to Seattle is off.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 18:09
Showed my mom tubgirl and goatse
She didn't find it so funny.
She didn't find it so funny.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 18:29
i'm gonna eat another one of hank's testes tonight
with mah bottle o wine
with mah bottle o wine
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 18:47
Wine's pretty cheap in the states?
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 19:00
what are you saying, my testes are so expensive that all she can afford to drink with them is cheap wine?
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 19:20
Hehe. No, I'm just saying that she drinks wine every damn day. I could never afford that.
Your testes are growing in her yard, so I guess they're pretty cheap.
Your testes are growing in her yard, so I guess they're pretty cheap.
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 19:55
his testes are overflowing mah yard!!!
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 20:19
if i had a dime for every time i heard that 
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 20:22
that's what SHE said
::high fives self::
::high fives self::
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 20:24
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 20:25
if it were me hanky pie, i would still be pissed that scand rick thinks
yer testes are cheap
i mean, it's not like they just grow on VINES or anything
yer testes are cheap
i mean, it's not like they just grow on VINES or anything
Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 22:37