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I might let her borrow it

While dating Kristen, I've learned a lot of smooth ways to cover up my fuck ups...

Here's what I'm using tomorrow...
"Baby, I love that you are such a better person then me...It's true...I mean I could never marry a person who's so lazy that instead of going to the store to buy some soap, used up all of your really expensive shampoo"

You're a keeper, Jeremy.
And I don't mean that in a gay way.

I just want to go shoe shopping with you.

use dishwash soap next time

Send me all your positive energy rick

I'm getting new shoes this weekend!

dream about phone posting in one of mah threads


i love you PHONE!!!

Playing chess and talking psychology with my best friend.

me to!

no highlight, just lowlight.

I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

i think the highlight was waking up this morning
and seeing that i had been sexually harrassed via text message at 3am

HankMcCain";p="901231 wrote:I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

I need to hang out with this dude.

ChickenMug";p="901233 wrote:i think the highlight was waking up this morning
and seeing that i had been sexually harrassed via text message at 3am

the humanity!

actually, it may be a lowlight that someone copped a feel
and i didn't even know it/get to reciprocate

SHARPPIE";p="901234 wrote:

HankMcCain";p="901231 wrote:I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

I need to hang out with this dude.

I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat.

then you told him you were veggie right?

HankMcCain";p="901248 wrote:I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat he'd caught and dressed himself with his bare hands.

Fixed.

ChickenMug";p="901250 wrote:then you told him you were veggie right?

I live in a constant state of being mocked by southerners for this. They simply cannot fathom the existence of gays, jews, blacks, vegetarians, etc.

This one guy asked my coworker, "Hmmm, Ohio (pronounced "Ohiya")... y'all got nig gers up there?"

The Rambam";p="901253 wrote:

HankMcCain";p="901248 wrote:I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat he'd caught and dressed himself with his bare hands.

Fixed.

or i suppose he could eat what he runs over in his SUV

ChickenMug";p="901242 wrote:actually, it may be a lowlight that someone copped a feel
and i didn't even know it/get to reciprocate

sounds like someone needs to turn their ringer up

sounds like someone needs to realize phone sex via text messaging is the geigh

Hanson is playing Spaceland.

ChickenMug";p="901286 wrote:sounds like someone needs to realize phone sex via text messaging is the geigh

yeah but when it turns into pix msg sex?

oh, well that's acceptable then

got my car washed.

remember this lil guy?


well he's all grown up!


and sorry hank, yer penuckle did succumb to the rot


but yer testes are doing quite well