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Posted: 30 Jul 2007, 17:40
by Redundant Retard
:lol:

Funny. He's even got one hand at each side of the table. Scary.

Posted: 30 Jul 2007, 17:42
by Thunder Beer
Its a sad world that we live in. We cant play board games and have fun with our children without getting suspected as a pedophile..

:???:

Posted: 30 Jul 2007, 17:45
by Redundant Retard
What? No one said anything about that. You're sick toby. He's just having a good time with his kids.

Posted: 30 Jul 2007, 18:41
by mr. arcade
yes.................good times....... :love:

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 10:29
by ChickenMug
highlight so far:
having some old bat tell me that, as far as her education went,
she finished high school and did some hours in college
but it was only psychology so it wasn't REAL coursework

:lol:

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 13:01
by Redundant Retard
:lol:

My highlight; going fishing, but didn't catch anything. Did pick at least half a kilo of wild gooseberries though.

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 15:46
by mr. arcade
later on this evening.

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 15:54
by Eviltoastman
A new pair of t20's arrived in the post. I've been trying to get them for a while now and something always fucks up my plan. He got them for me, so bonus. Also these Badger Ales are kicking my arse.

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 17:18
by pi
2days highlighter: woke up before 2 PM

Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 20:28
by Busta
Image

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 10:25
by Ruby Juice
I got my package from CB!!!

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 10:30
by ChickenMug
tell everyone what was in it
:lol:

you actually had GOOD stuff

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 10:34
by Ruby Juice
2 pens, one torn apart
1 in my purse cause it's a good damn pen


A business card incase of mental health emergency

A clothing pin

A handful of coffee stirrers

Burts Bee's eye cream

Burt's Bee's cuticle cream



am I forgetting something?

when I made you orginal package
I included coffee stirrers and a clothing pin :lol:
It ripped and I made a new one
I don't think those items made the transfer
but it did crack me up.


I can't wait until you get the thing I am sending you to annoy heebs/coworkers with
It's gunna be great

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 10:38
by ChickenMug
because you know i need additional ammo in mah
arsenal of heeb annoyance toys
:lol:

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:03
by Redundant Retard
I pitty the fool.

Also, seeing on NeoGeo-channel that gingers feel less pain than others.
That means it's okey to beat them up. :biggrin:

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:19
by Eviltoastman
Listening to my new t20's. Particularly the Judgement Night Soundtrack and The first three Terrorvision albums.

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:23
by Ruby Juice
change that god damn avatar, perv/

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:23
by Eviltoastman
You first you vile yid beard molestor.

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:30
by Ruby Juice
It doesn't count as molestation if he doesn't wake up.

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:31
by Eviltoastman
There. Satisfied :(

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:34
by Ruby Juice
Yes.

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:34
by touchy feely
Ruby Juice";p="900354 wrote:It doesn't count as molestation if he doesn't wake up.
so thats why my face smells like walmart-brand douche when i wake up

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:36
by Ruby Juice
You know it's a je.w when the douche you smell isn't name brand

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:50
by Ruby Juice
Oh dear god


The most hilarious person ever just walked into my life

some little girl who works at the pizza place comes in
asks if my boss is here
asks if I know any single men
I explained I'm new
She said if I hear of any to come next door and let her know
cause all the boys she's with say they don't want to be with her
and she never does anything bad to them
She proceeds to start crying
I offer her a flavored tooth pick
She asks if we sold any scrunchies
I told her to check the 80s
she didn't get it
applied her lip gloss
and left

Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 13:56
by Paris^Hilton
funeral