NOFX

[BABY SHAKER]

SUX.

seriously like... what is the appeal?

[Cokie the Clown]

You should just put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one. Oh wait...NOFX isn't metal enough for you.

[BABY SHAKER]

was that an example of you selling what you consider to be great about NOFX
or merely getting warmed up to sell what you consider to be great about NOFX?

I hope it was a warm up exercise because I am ready to do some learning today.

[Cokie the Clown]

So they aren't metal enough for you?

[clitty litter]

i gotta lotta good friends that love NOFX
many i wouldn't dismiss their judgements of musics

i however skipped that chapter or missed the bus that day Paul was selling those NOFX blowpops and gum-dingers.

they seem good enough. i just know so many other bands that do that special brand of country doo-wap, but do it much better. but shit, if the nigga stacks paper playin bass for a bunch of braneless morons then fcku that's cool wit me. I'm sure homeboy has had more than one limo to pick him up with limohabitants with lotta bubbly and fishscale cocaine on fine mirrors with gold straws

[BABY SHAKER]

So they aren't metal enough for you?

they aren't metal at all. or enough. or for me.

what exactly do they do for you? I am assuming they make you "happy" and/or make you feel
alive via their music, but what is it within the music that causes them to succeed at such feats?
what is it about the music that speaks to you?

[SHARPPIE]

used to dig em, but they've been phoning it in for awhile....too damn long as a matter of fact.

if you ever get the chance check out Backstage Passport (their show from Fuse) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOFX:_Backstage_Passport - you don't have to like them to like the show.

kinda lets you in on why american gigs suck balls nowadays.

[BABY SHAKER]

The show documents the stops on the tour and the band's reaction to various events.

yeah, I like this type of thing.
I would probably enjoy this show the same way I do another state of mind.
who wants to see a token story book peaches & cream tour? not I...
leave that sweet treat bunk to the amy grant fan base. I want the stink and the pain.

but yeah, the music of NOFX has no effect on me whatsoever.
it's not even equivalent to nails on a chalkboard.
it is more on the par with a bathroom sink leak.

but hey, I am still willing to learn, cokie.

[Cokie the Clown]

Well if you are serious then listen to:

Ribbed
White Trash, Two Heebs, & A Bean
Punk in Drublic
So Long & Thanks for the Shoes
Pump Up the Valuum
Coaster

[BABY SHAKER]

thing is... I am not looking for requests. not in this thread. I HAVE listened to NOFX's music.
I am familiar with my stance on it. I am familiar with the components that make up my stance.
what I am not familiar with is what propels your pom poms for this band. let us try to focus on
that alone... and stray far away from album titles and "awesomes". ok? please.

[Cokie the Clown]

I thought you said you were willing to learn. Dick!

And another thing...doesn't this belong in music! Another reason why you are a Dick!

[clitty litter]

Wow...name calling, unanswered questions, threads (like goats) in the wrong place, and very few adjectives along the way.

I'd like to reinforce ghoulash shaking gruel's question: what is it that draws you to nofx's music? what holds your attention to this band and more importantly this sub-sub-genre of music?

I hope my querries are not in vain. If you're gonna call me a derrogatory name Cokie, please use some of the handfull of brane cells you have left to come up with something colourful and perhaps even imaginative in your prose (or lack thereof).

[Cokie the Clown]

Well for one thing they are my own band besides Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. And "brane"?

[clitty litter]

so cool then. when nofx forms the mighty penis that it is, your contribution is one of the testicles. or are you the syphlictic penis head? or are you a portion of the shaft? or are you the vass differens? keep thumping that bass cokie just dont overdo it with the garlic aeoli on that polish hotdog on that pumpernickel bun.

[BABY SHAKER]

ahhhhh, ok. he plays the bias.
my learning began and ended right there.
let's go ahead and lock this one, gang.

[Cokie the Clown]

so cool then. when nofx forms the mighty penis that it is, your contribution is one of the testicles. or are you the syphlictic penis head? or are you a portion of the shaft? or are you the vass differens? keep thumping that bass cokie just dont overdo it with the garlic aeoli on that polish hotdog on that pumpernickel bun.

Could you be more of a Fag?

[BABY SHAKER]

(unlock) WHOA, that was punk fucking rock!

[Cokie the Clown]

It wasn't my intention Fuckstick.

[BABY SHAKER]

I'll intention fuckstick YOU!

[SHARPPIE]

but yeah, the music of NOFX has no effect on me whatsoever.

if that were true you wouldn't say they suck, or feel the need to find out why this fake account likes them.

the real problem with them is that Fat Mike is not really fat anymore....that and the last 10 years has been pretty consistent with the shitty output.

[notHuman]

NOFX... no effect hahaha
i'm lovin it

[BABY SHAKER]

but yeah, the music of NOFX has no effect on me whatsoever.

if that were true you wouldn't say they suck

sure I would, especially if I wanted to (and I did (want to)) get the ball rolling.
especially if I wanted to learn (remember that?) what the appeal is.
but now that I think about it... one might say that something that has no effect on them "sucks".
I wouldn't personally, because I am in a constant tug of war with the legitimacy of good and bad.
but the concept as a whole isn't completely unbelievable.

the real problem with them is that Fat Mike is not really fat anymore

not in the contributing factors to my opinion. I couldn't point out fat mike in a lineup of one.

[clitty litter]

well looky here...I'm a "Fag" and chris is a "Fuckstick"

you cant do any better than that cokie? I'm sure either of the childish and incorrect names you came up with come with your 7 brane cells left you think constantly as they pertain to yourself. the clown outfit is a throwback to your youth, as it was stolen from you at the ripe age of 5 when your father starting penetrating your anus with his fingers and cock while your (heroin junkie prostitute) mother did nothing, and even sometimes encouraged this behaviour when your father was not able to get to the liquor store in time to get his fix. none of us here can give you back your childhood cokie. it's gone for good man. if you need a shoulder to cry on find some piss-scented vagrant bum to pay for the filatio you need so bad as your father, who used to provide you with these services for free, now is dead and burried.

[Cokie the Clown]

well looky here...I'm a "Fag" and chris is a "Fuckstick"

you cant do any better than that cokie? I'm sure either of the childish and incorrect names you came up with come with your 7 brane cells left you think constantly as they pertain to yourself. the clown outfit is a throwback to your youth,

Wow! You are quite a feisty angry Fuckstick.
Are you like this to all the people in your sad, pathetic, & miserable lame life? Go back to your HUGE ERECTION thread. And what are "brane cells"? I think I know what your mean, but isn't it spelled B-R-A-I-N?

[clitty litter]

the "brane cells" phrase is a fine example of irony in my prose. damn i really had to explain that to someone? Sad? Pathetic? Miserable? Lame? My life resembles none of these I tell ya, but keep up the good work cokie. you may be turning on some of those brane cells you thot you lost. try a cup of coffee and a junior jumbo scramble to turn on even more man. go ahead and think of a few more names to call me. thx for keeping me (and us all) entertained.