The Expendables
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Re: The Expendables
Stone Cold Steve Austin has joined the craziness.
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Re: The Expendables
I'm calling for Greatest Action Movie Of All Time.
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Re: The Expendables
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=59996
yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
looks so fucking awesome
so many lulz
stallone's goatee
a flying headscissors in a fight sequence
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yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
looks so fucking awesome
so many lulz
stallone's goatee
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'cmon, happy feet!'
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Re: The Expendables
Looks entertaining, but needs more ninjas and dragons
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Re: The Expendables
I think it looks a bit boring
But Im still stoked about the cast, especially Dolph.
But Im still stoked about the cast, especially Dolph.
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Re: The Expendables
pros and cons:
pros
-the closing 30 minute action scene
-terry crews fucking everyone up with a BFG
-dolph lundgren
-sly stallone's face
-creative deaths
-dolph lundgren
-lots of knives thrown through throats
-stupid, wildly implausible stunts
-dolph lundgren
-any randy couture line, he was so painfully bad, i loved it
-dolph lundgren
cons
-not enough dolph lundgren, who needs to be in every movie ever, he has the most bizarre screen presence of any living actor
-that one chick didn't get naked
-not enough gaping plot holes
-the arnold/sly/bruce scene kinda fell flat
but yeah, the last 30 minutes are fucking awesome
pros
-the closing 30 minute action scene
-terry crews fucking everyone up with a BFG
-dolph lundgren
-sly stallone's face
-creative deaths
-dolph lundgren
-lots of knives thrown through throats
-stupid, wildly implausible stunts
-dolph lundgren
-any randy couture line, he was so painfully bad, i loved it
-dolph lundgren
cons
-not enough dolph lundgren, who needs to be in every movie ever, he has the most bizarre screen presence of any living actor
-that one chick didn't get naked
-not enough gaping plot holes
-the arnold/sly/bruce scene kinda fell flat
but yeah, the last 30 minutes are fucking awesome
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Re: The Expendables
The A Team might outdo it...Busta wrote:I'm calling for Greatest Action Movie Of All Time.
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Re: The Expendables
Doubtful. Did you see its trailer? That movie looks horrendous.
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Re: The Expendables
A Team is stupid fun.
Very silly, in the spirit of the original show. Just updated. It's not Remains of the Day.
Very silly, in the spirit of the original show. Just updated. It's not Remains of the Day.
"Bof."
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Re: The Expendables
They should have made it all "Howard's End" 'n shit.
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Re: The Expendables
Fo' real.
With some high class "Pride and Prejudice" ho as the main piece o' pussy.
With some high class "Pride and Prejudice" ho as the main piece o' pussy.
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Re: The Expendables
http://twitter.com/TheSlyStallone/status/22293508582
i think there should be at least 25 expendables moviesHad dinner with Bruce Willis last night. I want him in EXPENDABLES II as a super villain. What do you think?