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-31 pounds! :D
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SHARPPIE wrote:helluva storm yesterday....my next door neighbor's 80 ft tree:




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I heard it come down...not as big a noise as you would think.
got like .005" of rain, fukking hate riverslime
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oh my goodness , sammy "the red rocker" hagar abducted by aliens !

http://Oh my god.yahoo.com/news/rock-legend-s ... iens/58847

this guy is such a tool , he needed a co-author to pen his biography . chicken foot was a failure , sammy needs money . he built an expensive lifestyle and after van hagar , he is grasping at straws . i cant wait to read when they slam the doors on his shitty restaurant . then he says "i didnt make up the nickname "red rocker" . . .

sure you didnt , sammy .

:lol: @ 2:15 , look how he gyp's kids with ONE can of soda pop , the he shoo's em off ! dumbass doesnt even have any decent footage for his charity reel !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8KtYsm ... r_embedded

what kind of creep do you have to be to get on the stage at a fashion show and grope the models ?
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Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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a stranger joined my Ralph Macchio Dancing With The Stars facebook group. :lol:
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PattonBordin wrote:got like .005" of rain, fukking hate riverslime
are you serious? it was pretty bad here...we got something like 7 inches in 6 hours.
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:lol:
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:lol:
The Velvet Cloak wrote:*tears*
Is that "tears of laughter/pain" or "torn girly bits"
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"Bof."
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yeah, who needs an offshore account when u have a vagina like that
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I loved that comment.
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Bam Margera K.O.'d by a chick in Tejas hotel fight
3/21/2011


"Jackass" star Bam Margera was knocked out cold after getting into a fight on the 11th floor of a Tejas hotel last week. Bam tells TMZ ... he was at the SXSW festival late Thursday night, walking through a crowd of a bunch of drunks, "when someone said something rude to me, so I began making fun of a big girl in the group." Bam said, "I called her a sea otter and asked her why she's in Tejas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she's a beached whale."

Bam says the woman's friend punched him in the face and the two began fighting. Bam fell to the ground and the woman then delivered the knockout blow. Bam was out for 7 minutes.

Bam says his face was "covered in blood" and he has a black eye. On top of that, he lost his $500 bracelet.
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That is now the highlight of MY day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yeah, great stuff.
I was going to post that yesterday, but I forgot.

I can't wait until bam is the size of phil (his dad). :lol:

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I get to hug my baby in less than 21 hours! :love: :love: :love:
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i'd like to point out that i started this thread.
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Gotta dyeeeeeerrrrrrrrrb.

Little data entry number which'll fill the gap nicely between now and my proper job in 6 months' time.
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wooo , the bad neighors moved out today !

good luck new york .

then i made this out of their trash :

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its a lil workstation with a lamp and a de-fumer fan , solder fumes are bad mmkay .

i used some recycled fiberglass air filter materials on the back side of the fan , didn't really get too ichy , gonna keep my eyes peeled for a charcoal infused filter .

holy my goodness am i glad they moved , good riddance to the litter bugs !
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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way to go, petey. one trash's trash is another man's lil workstation with a lamp and a de-fumer fan.
I especially like that little handheld woman beater. looks hand friendly and easy to swing.
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My highlight of the day is Bilbo's new username.
:eek:

Dude! Keep still!
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"Bof."
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Mr John wrote:Dude! Keep still!
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it's hard err... :oops: rephrase, it is difficult for me to remain calm for too long.
I'm like a barracuda in a baboon's belly trapped inside a bass drum.
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Oh great, now I'm aroused.
:oops:


*goes for a wank*
"Bof."
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just ordered my grandmother's memorial tree for the front yard...



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now for the back yard....I'm thinking a meyer lemon, a mexican (key) lime, and a purple ghost japanese maple.
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:lol:

holy fuck...thank you for that.



eagle cam is seriously kicking ass today...

http://www.wvec.com/marketplace/microsi ... e-cam.html
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hit 100k on my yt today .

but , the actual highlight of my career was when marcorepairs commented on one of my vids .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nae2dVqLWsg

that was awesome !
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