if you were on a desert island
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if you were on a desert island
wouldn't music be the last thing on your mind?
it's like... ok randy newman, stop tapping your feet and start waving your arm and screaming!!!
1. great thread!
2. why is this in music?
it's like... ok randy newman, stop tapping your feet and start waving your arm and screaming!!!
1. great thread!
2. why is this in music?
Re: if you were on a desert island
Desert Island Discs?
More like Desert Island MP3s, right?
More like Desert Island MP3s, right?
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Nearl: No he's not! Elephants take showers with their noses!
X-tacle: He's in the shower.
Nearl: No he's not! Elephants take showers with their noses!
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Re: if you were on a desert island
wait... who said "discs"?
I think joey5001 just read an oasis!
I think joey5001 just read an oasis!
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disco volante would be my top pic
not cause its my fave
it makes me shit
not cause its my fave
it makes me shit
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oh totally! it's like...
that whole album is recorded at such a low volume EXCEPT for that one part
where your lungs are coming out of the decompression chamber. and there's
that spanish love song that kicks off with the butcher knives rubbing together.
also, sticking with the national geographic meets deep sea mysteries theme,
there's that porpoise song with all the slide whistles, squeaky dog toys, and
seinfeldy bass solos. oh and there's that one cartoonish song that sounds like
a marching band is on pcp and pattno got the lyrics from putting on a blindfold
and reaching into a wheelbarrow full of scrabble tiles!
forget math rock, this is SCIENCE BIG BAND, CACKSUCKERS!
that whole album is recorded at such a low volume EXCEPT for that one part
where your lungs are coming out of the decompression chamber. and there's
that spanish love song that kicks off with the butcher knives rubbing together.
also, sticking with the national geographic meets deep sea mysteries theme,
there's that porpoise song with all the slide whistles, squeaky dog toys, and
seinfeldy bass solos. oh and there's that one cartoonish song that sounds like
a marching band is on pcp and pattno got the lyrics from putting on a blindfold
and reaching into a wheelbarrow full of scrabble tiles!
forget math rock, this is SCIENCE BIG BAND, CACKSUCKERS!
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yo...slow your roll down there mtv cribs.
i get excited about shit to. the hot pepper sauces got sand in my engine block.
im not gonna front the reason why DV is cause i always hear new shit innit i aint hurt before. its like the reverse of getting slaped upside your head
i get excited about shit to. the hot pepper sauces got sand in my engine block.
im not gonna front the reason why DV is cause i always hear new shit innit i aint hurt before. its like the reverse of getting slaped upside your head
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chris listens to randy newman ?
wow this guy is just full of surprises .
ever listen to this one ?
http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Nilsson-Sin ... B00004VXGA
fucking amazing album !
if i had to go to a desert island i would prolly just bring an ipod , they have more songs than one disc . besides what desert island is gonna have a cd player set up all nice .
wow this guy is just full of surprises .
ever listen to this one ?
http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Nilsson-Sin ... B00004VXGA
fucking amazing album !
if i had to go to a desert island i would prolly just bring an ipod , they have more songs than one disc . besides what desert island is gonna have a cd player set up all nice .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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either way you're gonna be fucked without electricity.
fortunately for me, my desert island has a monkey army to do my bidding, and they've already finished the solar farm and desalination plant.
fortunately for me, my desert island has a monkey army to do my bidding, and they've already finished the solar farm and desalination plant.
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Re: if you were on a desert island
SHARPPIE wrote:either way you're gonna be fucked without electricity.
fortunately for me, my desert island has a monkey army to do my bidding, and they've already finished the solar farm and desalination plant.
I can see them turning on someone like you now, killing you with fecal fastballs.
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misdiagnosed once again.General Tso s Chicken wrote:chris listens to randy newman ?
I am more of a merrill womach kinda guy.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more uplifting.
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If I were trapped on a tiny desert island i'd get pretty depressed so i'd want one of them soothing enviromental cd's...maybe the one that's all ocean waves and seaguls.
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you've outdone yourself in slo-motion stupidity once again, alfred.
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I like how everyone read the thread title and not the first post.
I agree, Chris. If I were on a desert island, I'd be looking for some signal flares, PRONTO
I agree, Chris. If I were on a desert island, I'd be looking for some signal flares, PRONTO
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Re: if you were on a desert island
you can use cd's as mirrors to signal passing airplanes or boats.
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Their reflective surfaces would be ideal for tanning
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Re: if you were on a desert island
cut them into ninja stars and use them for hunting sea gulls.
i fucking hate sea gulls.
i fucking hate sea gulls.
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Maybe i'd want a CD by "The Dwarves" so I could masterbate to the chicks on the cover if I got lonesome.
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Re: if you were on a desert island
crotchgrabber wrote:you can use cd's as mirrors to signal passing airplanes or boats.
You would scorch your eyes out.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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cribdeath mountain wrote:wait... who said "discs"?
I think joey5001 just read an oasis!
think you meant mirage, mate.
Re: if you were on a desert island
i'd be looking for the spf 50 PRONTO
maybve some of that coppertone with floodmatt on the front
maybve some of that coppertone with floodmatt on the front
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Dress Barn wrote:If I were trapped on a tiny desert island i'd get pretty depressed so i'd want one of them soothing enviromental cd's...maybe the one that's all ocean waves and seaguls.
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Dress Barn wrote:Maybe i'd want a CD by "The Dwarves" so I could masterbate to the midget on the cover if I got lonesome.
actually, I meant oasis (and not the band, you pic posting masheen! little joke there). keep reading.(lingus) wrote:think you meant mirage, mate.
I envisioned joey5001 seeing the unspoken audio media as
a pleasant or peaceful area or period in the midst of a difficult, troubled, or hectic place or situation.
think you meant maybe, mate.(lingus) wrote:i'd be looking for the spf 50 PRONTO
maybve some of that coppertone with floodmatt on the front
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Well look who's got the posh desert island that's big enough for sea gulls. Did you get your CD at the local Starbucks?crotchgrabber wrote:cut them into ninja stars and use them for hunting sea gulls.
i fucking hate sea gulls.
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remember to bring a windbreaker and fingernail clippers, phillip?