first you get a bitch .
talk some shit like i love your ass n shit .
then you fuckin kiss her and shit .
then you fuckin fuck her and shit.
take your hard throbbing cock and fuckin thrust that shit into her shit yo , hard , doant worry it will be over in a minute .
make sure you slap that bitch too , chicks dig that when you fuckin hit em and shit .
then you cheat on that silly bitch with all her friends and sisters and her moms and shit yo
and have some moar sex n shit yo .
for your health .
then if you accidentally married , just get a divorce you DUMMY !
recipe for SEX
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recipe for SEX
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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Re: recipe for SEX
See I'm stuck on this one. Can't figure out howGeneral Tso s Chicken wrote:first you get a bitch .
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Re: recipe for SEX
Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
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Yeah I tried the raising the one eye brow thing and nothing happened, they thought I had a nervous tick/was a creep.