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Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 14:07
by SHARPPIE
SHARPPIE wrote:fucking dick.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 17:13
by SHARPPIE
I've had this popcorn piece wedged behind my tooth for 2 days....can't get the fucker out.

I'm holding Not Tommy responsible....what an unbelievable cock.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 18:37
by SHARPPIE
you know when you smoke too much PCP, and there's that horrible moment right before you pass out where it feels like your head is a balloon being squeezed in a vice, and the voices in your head tell you that if you actually do close your eyes the next thing you will see are all the people you've killed?

...totally Not Tommy's fault.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 20:13
by crotchgrabber
so, what you're telling me is that it's not tommy's fault that heather hasn't sent me any nudie pics?

that motherfucking dick!

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 22:15
by Roark
That guy isn't Thomthom? Fucking unmitigated penis...

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 03:49
by crotchgrabber
i'm glad you agree, ben.
now we just need not tommy to admit he's a dick, and beg forgiveness.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 05:23
by SHARPPIE
you know why hitler gassed all those jews?

Not Tommy.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 05:25
by SHARPPIE
every time a child is born with HIV....

Not Tommy.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 05:31
by SHARPPIE
Not Tommy is the direct reason why the rich get richer as the poor get poorer.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 06:27
by Roark
I heard he did immoral things with puppies, and then eviscerated them and wore them around town as little hats.

Filthmonger.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 11:58
by crotchgrabber
the rising cost of oil.
cancer.
SIDS.
baby birds falling out of nests.
enron.
the blackwater group.
stalker ex-girlfriends.
GMO's in every bite of food we eat.
and again... the lack of chickenbun noodz in my inbox.


fucking not tommy.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 13:09
by VOMIT GOD
I had nothing to do with the baby birds.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 13:17
by crotchgrabber
you see what he did there?

what a fucking dick move!

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 14:40
by SHARPPIE
yeah...he continues to lie like a piece of shit....what a piece of shit.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 04 Mar 2010, 19:59
by SHARPPIE
wait...dick....I meant dick. what a fucking dick.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 16:23
by Liingus
that dick is reading everything we type!

fuck off dick!!!

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 16:27
by crotchgrabber
i'm gonna bring an idea back to the table that i mentioned in the first page or so of this thread.

the plan involves my right boot and not tommy's balls.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 17:04
by Liingus
one of those boots that laces up to the bottom of your knee?

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 17:06
by SHARPPIE
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Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 01:37
by crotchgrabber
this guy is less of a dick than not tommy.
come on not tommy... offer me some fucking hair products or do something even slightly fucking redeeming, you fucking dick.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 05:08
by Mr John
I refuse to jump on this "not Tommy" bandwagon.

You can blame not Tommy for my lack of participation.
:mad:

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 14:24
by SHARPPIE
I don't....I blame your lack of initiative.


I hope Not Tommy's mom gets cancer in her eyeballs.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 15:01
by Liingus
what if not tommy hates his mom
and the eyeball cancer is a thing to celebrate?

we could piss in his champagne

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 15:38
by SHARPPIE
Not Tommy thinks sparkling wine & champagne are the same thing like a fucking dumbass.

Re: FNM IN SF

Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 17:31
by crotchgrabber
i've passed the word on to tommy regarding not tommy's dickness.