highlight of your day?

[crotchgrabber]

A day though?
Talk about chaffing.

something about an extremely healthy diet/lifestyle coupled with copious amounts of booze and my sexy ass tends to keep a womans juices flowing.

*ego*

[clitty litter]

fuck dood. i jus saw Brian Blade play in durham for 5 bucks. he's doing an album with jeff parker.
i almost had a complete hissy when i found out. like complete twatty pink hissy fiendfit. life is good

[BABY SHAKER]

pig destroyer.
and these speakers are working.

[gel cacepi]

I'll be winning A LOT of money soon!

[BABY SHAKER]

[Mr John]

We were all drinking Buckfast at band practice last night. I'm totally thrashed this morning.

[Mary Hinge]

We were all drinking Buckfast

*faints*

[Mary Hinge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4I3lvbE2E

[Dress Barn]

Went to the Dirty afterparty and saw a guy get double fisted by a midget.

[BABY SHAKER]

now what is so "dirty" about that?
people just have no idea how to define true love these days.

[BABY SHAKER]

wait, scratch that... I just pictured a midget's fingers/knuckles.

[Mr John]

Went to the Dirty afterparty and saw a guy get double fisted by a midget.

Now was he definitely a midget, or just very far away?

[Dress Barn]

I swear this midget that we hire every year is gonna die on us at the show. She drinks 12 beers a night and she weighs like 40 lbs.
I just tell my partners that if she does then we get two sticks and a bunch of string and make her corpse an erotic puppet show.

[Mr John]

WANT.

[BABY SHAKER]

hey... doesn't phil know a heavy drinking midget as well?
hmmmmm, small world.


( yo 10, you out there!?)

[PattonBordin]

[Dress Barn]

Just thought of the greatest shirts for this Fridays Dirty Show
A white t shirt with the front blank

The back says "gerbil" with an arrow pointing down

[BABY SHAKER]

here's one I thought up a while back.
it's a spin on an old classic really.
the front of the shirt says "it's not going to suck itself"
and it has an arrow pointing down.

wear that sumbitch BACKWARDS.

[clitty litter]

it's a cupla ribs that u can git removed so u can suck your OWN dick
i was considering the operation but islands are surrounded by water
ya know?

[BABY SHAKER]

I think that is what rod stewart did.

[clitty litter]

yeah no dizzy.
that whole "gimme a chance" shit was all because he has 4 fewer ribs than most men and falatiates himself each time rite before he takes a shit. rod can blumpkin himself. he just wants a chance like every other dude out there. the heart is inside the chest.

[General Tso s Chicken]

fixed a bad channel on this kenwood amp i use for rear speakers on my pc . i got this amp after my dad died , so its like my inheritance . sure my older brother got all the guns (including mine) and the motorcycles , the gibson es-355 , but in true family tradition , fuck you petey .

i had monkeyed with this thing a few times , the right channel would just cut out . today i opened it up (pain in the ass) after repeating that process 4 times (thanks gomti) i found the actual bad joint .

man do i feel like a champ for fixing that sucker . mentally it feels like its time for another project , physically im in way too much pain for anything accept maybe some heroin and a massage . . im thinkin a mini guitar amp , a real classy lookin sucker , kinda retro lookin , with some built in fx / battery powered , i'll need some smack or somethin though . where is a good place to find that really cheap ? any dumpsters where you can find hard drugs / medical grade anesthetics ?

[gel cacepi]

Kielbosa stew!

[FAG]

http://www.foodauthority.nsw.gov.au/pen ... 3043863543

[Mr John]

Oh shit!