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a healthy reminder
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 04:22
by fatDmass
of the superiority that exists here. While you bask in the glory, please use your new found powers wisely... well yeah you are technically allowed to piss on hollocaust victums, but do so with honor
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 08:19
by Dress Barn
And let it be known that we are just the Bungle Fever chapter of mug-holders
There are countless winners that no doubt have their own sects. We are a secret sociery that can pull the reigns that extend over this planet and then some.
Soon we when our army is aquired the sufficient mass- the proficey of the mug shall be furfilled...
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 08:41
by Hank
You kind of know when you pass a mugholder on the street. The knowing glance, the air of superiority, omnipotence, etc...
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:18
by SHARPPIE
I still haven't perfected the secret handshake yet. I know it...I just don't have it down.
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:43
by Dress Barn
It's
Sip
Sip
Sip
Shake
Sip
Swallow
High five
Sip
Sip
Swallow
Down low
Shake
Sip
Sip
Sip
Spit
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:46
by Dress Barn
Then you
Sip
Funky worm
Swalow
Sip
Sip
Saber Dance
Head stand
Spit
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:48
by Dress Barn
And then it's
Sip
Sip
Chuck Berry duck walk while you knit a macrome sweater
Swallow
Sip
Spit
Sip
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:50
by Dress Barn
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Whistle "Flight Of The Bumblebee"
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:51
by Hank
I thought there was a running man in there somewhere?
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 13:58
by Dress Barn
Sip
Sip
Botox
Swallow
Running man
Charlie Brown
Sip
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 14:34
by Hank
*writes on hand*
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 15:13
by ChickenMug
christ, i've got some homework to do with that handshake
Posted: 09 Aug 2006, 16:16
by Dress Barn
Sip
Sip
Undo Guidion knot
Swallow
Sip
$5 Hot and Now Little Ceasers Pizza
Spit
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 01:02
by Dress Barn
Sip
Sip
Carve a dozen radish roses
Slurp
Spit
Sip
Jive turkey
Spit
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 08:12
by Ruby Juice
Why is it mugholders do not have their own ranks?
I mean - who wants to be lumped in with the average BF member?
I hate to complain, but my mug really seems to have a problem with this.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 09:12
by Dress Barn
What's the point of being above everybody else if you can't constantly rub it in their fat fucking hidiously deformed piglike faces?
Good point Shaina
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:09
by Eviltoastman
I'd like to draw upon Stripperm(U)(u)g's point above and cross reference it to my warning about those who may secretly covet the mug. Goading and rubbing in the fact that we are an elite breed may draw out the poison so to speak. To provoke the saboteur, the would be assassin, the defector and the quisling into the light where he (or she) shall be stunned like a rabbit in the headlights that is our collective gaze and thus be smited like a copperhead ought to be, with spite and expedited execution though further humiliation.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:14
by Ruby Juice
Amen.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:22
by Eviltoastman
Perhaps that should be one of our commandments. The first being "A mugholder may never soil the purity of the MUG".
We need seven commandments though. Otherwise it would be unlucky.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:24
by Ruby Juice
I think each mugholder should get to make up one commandment.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:32
by Eviltoastman
Okay. Scratch the last suggestion...go with the longer one.
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 10:36
by Dress Barn
1. Nomatter what happens in the outside forums in here we are puppies in Paradise Island