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Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 16:40
by SHARPPIE
yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 17:57
by Carcharodon carcharias
SHARPPIE wrote:yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!

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Nothing like some Mork Dork, huh!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:01
by SHARPPIE
you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:03
by Carcharodon carcharias
SHARPPIE wrote:you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.

Obviously, being with you, she either doesn't know shit or is destitute. :?

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:03
by BABY SHAKER
what about nuna chukkas?



:lol:
gee whiz!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:04
by Carcharodon carcharias
hepatitis candelabra wrote:what about nuna chukkas?



:lol:
cheez whiz!
cheez whiz would be good for you.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:09
by SHARPPIE
I would say she is highly proficient with the naginata. nunchucks are for men, silly.


racist AND sexist in 2 sentences. boo-yah.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:13
by BABY SHAKER
let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*

*STILL have no fear upon call*

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 18:45
by Carcharodon carcharias
hepatitis candelabra wrote:let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*

*STILL have no fear upon call*









































































:sleep:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 19:19
by puppy
i have no idea what's going on, but i'm most proficient with spelling, grammar, and passive aggressiveness.

i like to leave the DVDs in their brand new condition to maintain their value.

in case you didn't know, you can't play the DVD and keep it factory sealed at the same time!!!!!1 :eyes:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 00:04
by crotchgrabber
this chick....



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just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.

my life is fucking rad.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 08:38
by Mobiesque
Well, it's a pretty lame followup to a post like that....

Our call centre has just started recording calls and the last week has been late night supervisor sessions of listening in on the retarded things some of the operators say. We did however stumble across a couple of recordings of internal calls of two absolute mongs placing a booty call then having some vile flirting / phone sex from one end of the room to the other.

True train crash rubbernecking material. Top stuff.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 08:58
by Mary Hinge
you're right

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 13:36
by SHARPPIE
I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 15:49
by Carcharodon carcharias
crotchgrabber wrote:this chick....



Image


just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.

my life is fucking rad.


Yeah! There is nothin' like a $2 whore on nickel night!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Sep 2010, 21:29
by Mobiesque
SHARPPIE wrote:I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.
This can be done.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 29 Sep 2010, 13:47
by SHARPPIE
really?

post em...or send them to me...please!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 29 Sep 2010, 14:51
by Carcharodon carcharias
SHARPPIE wrote:really?

post em...or send them to me...please!

Do it. The punk is on his knees.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 01:48
by SHARPPIE
saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 06:11
by Liingus
rain day, no work

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 06:12
by Liingus
SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.

i hope you hooted and hollered

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 08:20
by Mobiesque
Ahem.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/Txtrca86/L ... ttack.html

Download it, the flash player seems to cut off the end.

I'll get part two up shortly.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 08:44
by touchy feely
SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.
but what does it MEAAAAN?

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 09:40
by Mobiesque

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 30 Sep 2010, 12:33
by gel cacepi
I dropped off my working family at the airport so I'm off for 4 days!
I have a HUGE house to myself, plenty of spirits, and I am walking around naked. :love: