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Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 19:23
by crotchgrabber
Miss Yvonne wrote:
pi wrote:i've already posted my address, you dumbasses
this is true. mailing address, at least. Anyone who wants anything more is just going to hunt you down and kill/rape you.
i just want to give pi a hug.
give me your address, motherfucker.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 20:33
by SHARPPIE
I was going to send him some 100 year old sheet music, leftover porn slides, pictures of mexicans, and other assorted items of true power...now...poop in a box.

apparently I missed where he posted something like an address. I've gotten 2 so far. both fake.

so, gimme your fucking address, fuckface.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 05:40
by uncooked meat
Miss Yvonne wrote:Anyone who wants anything more is just going to hunt you down and kill/rape you.
:shock:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 18:08
by ChickenMug
found something fancy in my desk drawer at work
mailed it to phil

:lol:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 18:56
by crotchgrabber
the anticipation is killing me.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 03:36
by puppy
Rufus Wainwright on Jimmy Fallon :love:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 09:08
by NINFNM
damn this show Hoarders is the best thing on tv. :love:
I love seeing inside people's houses.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 10:35
by clitty litter
in the end no one will sell you what you need
you cant buy it from the shelf, you gotta grow it from the seed

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 11:01
by General Tso s Chicken
NINFNM wrote:damn this show Hoarders is the best thing on tv. :love:
I love seeing inside people's houses.

my wife had heard about it , we watched it last night too .

the older lady was pretty awesome , the young pop hog chick was kinda a bitch . it really wasnt that bad yet , i mean i have seen worse . my old nieghber was really bad . boxs stacked perfectly to the ceiling . a tv in the bathroom hall to watch a show while on the pot . when he moved my brother helped him and said under his bed was jammed SOLID like a huge brick of empty ice cream containers . i guess he didnt want his mom to know he was eating all that . i helped him move his storage once , he had tons of boxs of movie scripts . one of them was titled "cartographers on the loose" .

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 18:00
by crotchgrabber
i'm totally peeping on this big breasted girl across the street doing aerobics.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 02:06
by SHARPPIE
General Tso s Chicken wrote:
NINFNM wrote:damn this show Hoarders is the best thing on tv. :love:
I love seeing inside people's houses.

my wife had heard about it , we watched it last night too .

the older lady was pretty awesome , the young pop hog chick was kinda a bitch . it really wasnt that bad yet , i mean i have seen worse . my old nieghber was really bad . boxs stacked perfectly to the ceiling . a tv in the bathroom hall to watch a show while on the pot . when he moved my brother helped him and said under his bed was jammed SOLID like a huge brick of empty ice cream containers . i guess he didnt want his mom to know he was eating all that . i helped him move his storage once , he had tons of boxs of movie scripts . one of them was titled "cartographers on the loose" .
we've been watching this for a couple weeks...good stuff. it's like Intervention except with way more interesting people. I think the 2 are done by the same people.



I can't get enough of The Colony.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/colony.html
The Colony is a controlled experiment to see exactly what it would take to survive and rebuild under the circumstances of a global catastrophe. For 10 weeks, a group of 10 volunteers, whose backgrounds and expertise represent a cross-section of modern society, are isolated in an urban environment outside Los Angeles and tasked with creating a livable society.

With no electricity from the grid, no running water and no communication with the outside world, all the volunteers have to work with are their skills and whatever tools and supplies they can scavenge from their surroundings

yes, there are obviously cameramen standing there...it is a tv show, but it's pretty well done. every week I realize more & more that if a serious catastrophe does happen I'll probably be dead within a month.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 11:23
by PattonBordin
i saw that once.....laaaaame.....i thought i was watching a shitty movie on the sci-fi channel

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 13:52
by SHARPPIE
oh c'mon....no one on syfy could build a solar tracking system.


speaking of them...when did they change their name? I just noticed it last week.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 14:08
by PattonBordin
dunno, i don't watch tv much anymore, so i was really pissed off when i finally get a chance to and Hells Kitchen wasnt on!! :curse:

ive only watched like 2 episodes :(

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 14:10
by clitty litter
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Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 14:29
by SHARPPIE
PattonBordin wrote:dunno, i don't watch tv much anymore, so i was really pissed off when i finally get a chance to and Hells Kitchen wasnt on!! :curse:

ive only watched like 2 episodes :(
yeah, I know...at first I thought my DVR fucked up. next week is 2 hours though.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 22:52
by SHARPPIE
okay, wait. I have a new, new favorite show....I just saw the commercial for Steven Seagal: Lawman


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA

*pisses self*

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 16:17
by PattonBordin

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 19:55
by crotchgrabber
a guy on a bicycle dressed up like he was in the fucking tour de france zipped past me this morning while i was lighting a cigarette. he yelled "that's gonna kill you!"
he made it about another twenty feet before his front tire got caught in a crack, sending him ass over teakettle into the side of a van.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 20:47
by Liingus
that reminds me
two nights ago as i'm leaving a friend's place
a patron of the bar next door, turning in her chair on the sidewalk
totally eats it and takes another chair down with her
i picked up one of the chairs

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 22:55
by pi
crotchgrabber wrote:a guy on a bicycle dressed up like he was in the fucking tour de france zipped past me this morning while i was lighting a cigarette. he yelled "that's gonna kill you!"
he made it about another twenty feet before his front tire got caught in a crack, sending him ass over teakettle into the side of a van.
do you often make up stories?

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 01:56
by SHARPPIE
pfft...stories make up phil.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 02:01
by NINFNM

he has a speech impediment dude :curse:

Atleast he's not trying to hide it by talking too slow...otherwise it wouldn't be as funny. :lol:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 11:14
by PattonBordin
"he has a speech impediment dude"

um, no he doesnt, um, hes just , um ghetto

and um, he should stfu

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 14:25
by PattonBordin