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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 19:47
by puppy
"Cleopatra's Pearl"
"Frog Rejoicing Rain"
"Lemonade on a White Terrace"
"Scrambled Eggs for Breakfast"
"Aphrodite's Smile"
"Nutcracker"
"Shepherd's Whistle"
"Madame Pompadour's Smile"
"Alpine Maiden"
"Moroccan Turban"
"Alpaca Sweater"
"Lady Macbeth's Evening"
"Tears of a Clown"
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 19:53
by General Tso s Chicken
dog ate skittles then vomit .
i always love to read the names of the fireworks , some of the names are great .
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1018
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=959
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=964
i cant imagine this one would light very well
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=966
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1138
this one is a great deal , 70 LLICES for the price of 40!
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1141
use ONLY as directed , how do spice up the boredom and tiresome hours of a natural disaster ?
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=975
strap this to the back of grampaws wheel chair , he better be brave !
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=917
patriotic !
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=929
I AM lighting THIS ONE !
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=931
not to be confused with soaking wet skeleton coward
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=933
no comment
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=940
male lion is thirsty like a muthatrucka
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=951
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=954
for the toddler on a budget
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1029
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=956
cuz when i think of pirates, fireworks come to mind
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=970
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=980
isnt this sharpies sig
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=984
do not use around million man march
http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=996
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
this is AWESOME !!! fireworks war gone bad :
http://www.clipaday.com/videos/fireworks-war-gone-bad
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 23:39
by Dress Barn
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 23:42
by Dress Barn
And my vagina archway made it in the new issue of Bizarre Magazine
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 00:41
by Mary Hinge
congratulations Jeremy - all your vaginas seem to be successfully bearing fruit!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 01:04
by Mary Hinge
today's highlights are all Bandicoot-related
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 01:23
by Grotocult
Not getting nabbed by the FBI for ordering and receiving Trevor Brown books from Japan.
Chatting to a banker named Gerard.
Having a conversation with the cutest ex-student you would ever hope to see.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 05:39
by Miss Yvonne
Mary Hinge wrote:congratulations Jeremy - all your vaginas seem to be successfully bearing fruit!
heehee. I don't know if anyone could have said it better.
Congratulations to Jeremy and his pretty girlfriend.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 08:38
by Dress Barn
Thank you
She came out actually on the 5th of March at 7 months
and we've been living at a hospital for close to 3 months
We're expecting to keep her the middle of May
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 09:36
by Redundant Retard
Congratulations Jeremy.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 11:05
by touchy feely
new pants!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 11:06
by touchy feely
stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Thank you
She came out actually on the 5th of March at 7 months
and we've been living at a hospital for close to 3 months
We're expecting to keep her the middle of May
congrats
she's a tough one
with a soon to be impeccable fashion sense
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 11:35
by Redundant Retard
In about twenty years I will invite her to Norway to peruse my stamp collection.
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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 13:00
by ChickenMug
good job jeremy!!!
i will send her a bacon wig!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 14:15
by SHARPPIE
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 22:15
by puppy
today i learned that Genius & GZA are the same people
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 23:21
by Miss Yvonne
Brandice completed the quiz "What is the name of the man you'll marry?" with the result Scott.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Apr 2009, 23:39
by mr. arcade
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 08:21
by touchy feely
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 09:29
by Miss Yvonne
6.75 days and counting!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 10:02
by NINFNM
My highlight is a little crazy.
So last night at work at the begining of the night it was slow in Stationary where I work, so I went over to help my friend Marisol in HBA with the repacks (boxes with different shit in them...basically). So we're separating the items into different carts when this guy Christian comes up to Marisol with a empty hairspray bottle he found on the shelf. So she takes it and moves the trigger spray when something comes flying out the bottle and starts hitting her in the arm...she freaks out and flings it off her. So we're looking all over the floor for it..can't find it. We start to go back to what we were doing when I feel something touch my neck...WATERBUG!!!!!
I fling it off my shoulder and he lands on the ground. we look for him again...WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO??? I moved a cart and he comes hauling ass towards me and SMASH!!!! I stepped on him and it made a crunching sound
All night me and Marisol keep freaking out over it and checking our shoulders
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 14:05
by SHARPPIE
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/dpg ... 4232434768
A central Florida high school is now taking action after seniors broke into classrooms and put the desks on the roof of their school.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 15:21
by NINFNM
I think it's pretty funny plus it didn't do ANY damange to the school...so what's the problem???
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 16:07
by mr. arcade
kids are getting soft these days.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 16:57
by Spy
received my 900 bucks from ruddy.
woooooooo!!! just in time for the weekend!