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uh, go on then....post the highlight of my life
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can't count on phil for anything these days...




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i thought posting about my ginormous member would have been the highlight of your life...
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crotchgrabber";p="948087 wrote:someone's spreading a rumor about me.
a girl i've met once or twice came up to me the other night and said "you're phil, right? someone told me you have a really big cock."
No thanks necessary... 8)
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Busta is back

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Highlight - Ween were awesome. The company wasn't too bad either ;)
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:biggrin:
Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
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Hang on...are you talking about the Enmore or did you see them again?
:mad:

They were truly awesome though :lol:
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crotchgrabber";p="948441 wrote:i thought posting about my ginormous member would have been the highlight of your life...
seeing is believing friend
i'm not one of those mo-mos that have 'blind faith'
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Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change

A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.

Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.

Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all." :lol:

He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what had motivated Cradock to make the extraordinary claim.

In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again.
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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Also, I just picked up Season 1 of Frisky Dingo. :cool:
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my toenail polish perfectly matches my red patent leather peep-toe shoes
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Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
Friday, March 28, 2008


Rikki Rockett, the drummer of glam rock band Poison, was arrested Monday at Los Angeles International Airport on an outstanding rape warrant, the Los Angeles Daily News reports.

Rockett, 46, was arrested and booked into the L.A. County Jail, the paper said. He was being held on a strong-arm rape warrant filed in Neshoba County, Miss.

Details were unavailable, the paper said.

Rockett, a onetime hairdresser from Mechanicsburg, Pa., formed the band Poison in the 1980s with vocalist Bret Michaels, currently the star of VH1's reality show "Rock of Love 2."
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Switched back to XP. :nerd:
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The Rambam";p="948560 wrote:Also, I just picked up Season 1 of Frisky Dingo. :cool:
The DVD is extremely bare bones. No commentary. No behind the scenes footage of any sort. No extras of any sort. It's just every episode of season one and that's all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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SHARPPIE";p="948581 wrote:Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
I see what they did there...
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SHARPPIE";p="948581 wrote:Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
Friday, March 28, 2008


Rikki Rockett, the drummer of glam rock band Poison, was arrested Monday at Los Angeles International Airport on an outstanding rape warrant, the Los Angeles Daily News reports.

Rockett, 46, was arrested and booked into the L.A. County Jail, the paper said. He was being held on a strong-arm rape warrant filed in Neshoba County, Miss.

Details were unavailable, the paper said.

Rockett, a onetime hairdresser from Mechanicsburg, Pa., formed the band Poison in the 1980s with vocalist Bret Michaels, currently the star of VH1's reality show "Rock of Love 2."
I know someone who's dating him!!!
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Rikki Rockett looks like a 60 year old woman! ewwwwwww.
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I recorded my string arrangements (Violin, Viola, Cello, Double Bass) for 3 of my projects today...

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Brought tears to my eyes...I've fallen in love with the art of music all over again...
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Music can be artful. In your hands, it's more like butchery.
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Shyte banned :lol:
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Miss Yvonne";p="948710 wrote:Armando Benitez told me that I was very smart.
but what about latroy hawkins? jorge julio? bob wickman?
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rikki rockett is a wombat?
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Eviltoastman";p="948733 wrote:Music can be artful. In your hands, it's more like butchery.
:lol:
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