highlight of your day?

Paris^Hilton 2 · Post by **Paris^Hilton 2** » 24 Apr 2008, 09:46

mia knew geetar-shapedd car

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 24 Apr 2008, 14:44

"White tiger loincloth is all I wear!"

http://www.whitegoldiswhitegold.com/

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 24 Apr 2008, 14:51

what do you get when you cross a hyena with a bouillon cube?

An animal that makes a laughing stock of itself.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 24 Apr 2008, 15:59

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 24 Apr 2008, 17:33

the fuckin morons are moving !

no more pounding bass from the x-box

no babies screaming 24/7

no more queen fatty shaking the foundation pacing around shouting into cellphone

no more yard FULL of cig butts / mountain dew cans

no more dumpster overflowing with pizza hut boxs/mountain dew cases

no more fuckin morons !!!! yeay , much rejoiocing , fanfare , parade ensews !

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 25 Apr 2008, 00:32

i'm done wif a

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 25 Apr 2008, 10:42

my sound machine is malfunctioning
it's like i'm in a wind tunnel in here

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 26 Apr 2008, 15:03

god thinks your music sucks.

At Least 39 Injured in Canada After Floor of Church Collapses
April 26, 2008

ABBOTSFORD, British Columbia — At least 39 people were injured, three of them seriously, when the floor of a local church filled with teens collapsed during a concert.

Police said about 1,000 youths were at the Central Heights Church in Abbotsford, British Columbia, to hear the Christian rock band Starfield when a large area in front of the stage gave way Friday night, sending people in the crowd falling several feet into the basement below.

By late evening, David Plug, a spokesman for the local health authority said 23 people were treated in the Abbotsford Regional Hospital, while hospitals in the nearby cities of Chilliwack, Mission and Langley treated 16 people between them.

"Most of the patients are minor fractures and similar injuries but there are some serious injuries and patients are still being assessed," said Plug.

Const. Casey Vinet of the Abbotsford police said when officers arrived at the scene, they saw a hole in the floor about 22 feet wide.

All available Abbotsford police, local Royal Canadian Mounted Police and ambulance crews were dispatched to the scene, Vinet said.

Vinet said investigators are now trying to determine what caused the collapse.

Witnesses said that the lighting system crashed onto the stage, but Vinet said he was not aware of that report.

Welcome to nowhere · Post by **Welcome to nowhere** » 27 Apr 2008, 12:11

this is the 4th weekend in a row where the snow has canceled work on the weekend.

I

my tundra golf course ^_^

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 27 Apr 2008, 19:26

Sadly enough, probably this:

goulash";p="951328 wrote:exactly!

want a moist towelette for your vagina?

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Apr 2008, 13:01

lunch time.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 28 Apr 2008, 14:36

my weekend...
friday, run out to the bar to meet a friend for a few pints and watch some hockey. met a girl. went back to her place.
saturday, a friend of mine picks me up and takes me to san francisco for another friends birthday. run into a girl i haven't seen in ten years. went back to her place.
sunday, got home and the girl from friday dropped a booty call on me.

today is a day of rest for my junk. and my liver.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Apr 2008, 15:32

Paris^Hilton 2 · Post by **Paris^Hilton 2** » 28 Apr 2008, 15:34

Shees onnllee 15 yoo perf!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Apr 2008, 15:39

there goes my achy breaky heart.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Apr 2008, 17:23

this mo-mo was wearing popped collar
seersucker shorts
boat shoes

went along with his douchebag personality

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Apr 2008, 17:46

you should have a camera with you at work at all times.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Apr 2008, 17:59

i do
but...y'know, violating HIPPA can cost me my job and all

silly policy

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Apr 2008, 18:14

so uncool....

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 28 Apr 2008, 19:10

i'd call it a poo-poo policy

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Apr 2008, 19:26

i said poo poo to that policy the day
a woman who looked like a gorilla
came in

she's on my computer somewhere

her name was monkey-related too

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Apr 2008, 19:28

actually, our assistants used to take pictures of every patient
to keep in their chart
just to help us remember who was who

but we stopped shortly after the monkey lady
i just had too much fun with that one

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 28 Apr 2008, 20:26

Marvin Gaye CDs are no good on eBay, but Krayzie Bone got me $60

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 28 Apr 2008, 20:29

http://www.thehivegallery.com/news/news/May08.html

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 29 Apr 2008, 15:34

bipolar kids don't care for me
but the schizos think i am the bee's knees