New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit

[Hank]

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
And I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on the corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Living there almost dead on a drip
In that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy superstar
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last

I could have been someone
So could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[Welcome to nowhere]

Julie wants to get out of town
She needs to settle down
Move to a place where no one knows her
Lisa just had to get away
Nothing could make her stay
Tired of living under cover

Everybody knows somebody
trying to get free

Be as white as you want to
Be as black as you want to
Be as brown as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as straight as you want to
Be as gay as you want to
You can wait if you want to
We all need something to hold on to

And if there is a way that
you and I could both be free
Have a little understanding
and we will be

Daniel moved to another school
Alliances can be cruel
When you're alone without nobody

Michael begged Jen to take a stand
And fight for the love they had
But she'd rather deal with being lonely

Everybody's got somebody telling them what to be
And if there is a way that you and I could both be free
Have a little understanding and we will be
Na na na na na na...
And if there is a way that you and I could both be free
Have a little understanding and we will be
Be as shy as you want to
Be as loud as you want to
Be as small as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as thin as you want to
Be as fat as you want to
Be as short as you want to
We all need someone to hold on to

[Maetsukker]

she was asleep when i hobbled to the bed
with a broken foot bleeding
i clawed at her head
"the mirror tumbled on me", i cried
"but it wasn't my fault", i lied
spend my hole life neurotic and fat
now i'm just a three-legged cat
doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that"
so now i'm just a three-legged cat
a three-legged cat

[Miss Yvonne]

Verse 1:
Been a hard one, Been a bad one
Been a tough one, Been a sad one
It's been one of those days that keeps chipping away at my heart
Nothing new here, It's what I do here
its a stereotypical day, in the life
I'm surrounded by all of the pain and the strife
but I know it's alright, woah oh

Chorus:
Cause it's only the world i'm living in
It's only today i've been given
There ain't no way i'm giving in
Cause it's only the world (oh cause it's only the world)
I know the best is still yet to come
Cause even when my days in the world are done
There's gonna be so much more than only the world for me
do do do do do do do do do, yeah its only the world

Verse 2:
Anybody can you hear me?
Do you feel me? I mean, do you feel me?
I know I'm not the only one wearing the weight of this world
We got problems (said it's alright)
Just remember (yeah, it's alright)
Take a good look around we're just stuck on the ground for a little while
Don't it make you smile

Chorus:
Cause it's only the world i'm living in (Yeah)
It's only today i've been given(Yeah)
There ain't no way i'm giving in
Oh Cause it's only the world (only the world)
I know the best is still yet to come
Cause even when my days in the world are done
There's gonna be so much more than only the world for me
do do do do do do do do do, yeah its only the world (Yeah)

do do do do do do do do do, yeah its only the world(Oh it's only the world)

Bridge:
Heaven is a place where the tears on every face will be wiped away
Oh And I can't wait to go, but for now it's enough to know
This is only temporary this is only, Yeah, Alright!

Chorus:
Cause it's only the world i'm living in
It's only the day i've been given
There ain't no way i'm giving in
Cause it's only the world (only the world)
I know the best is still yet to come
Cause even when my days in the world are done
There's gonna be so much more than only the world for me

Cause it's only the world i'm living in
It's only tod i've been given
There ain't no way i'm giving in
Cause it's only the world (only the world)
I know the best is still yet to come
Cause even when my days in the world are done
There's gonna be so much more than only the world for me
(So much more than only the world, yeah)

do do do do do do do do do, yeah its only the world

do do do do do do do do do, yeah its only the world



grrrrrr.

BRING BACK THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC.

[Maetsukker]

The world is our dancefloor now...

[Ruby Juice]

Just like a buzzin’ fly
I come into your life
Now I float away
Like honey in the sun
Was it right or wrong
I couldn’t sing that song anyway

Oh, but darlin’
Now I remember
How the sun shown down
And how it warmed your prayin’ smile
When all the love was there

You’re the one I talk about
You’re the one I think about
Everywhere I go
And sometimes honey
In the mornin’
Lord, I miss you so

That’s how I know I found a home
That’s how I know I found a home

Oh, hear the mountains singing
Lord, I can hear them ringing, darlin’,
Out your name
And tell me if you know
Just how the river flows
Down to the sea

Now I wanna know
Everything about you
I wanna know
Everything about you

What makes ya smile
What makes ya wild
What makes ya love me this way
Darlin’ I wanna know
Darlin’ I wanna know

You’re the one I talk about
You’re the one I think about
Everywhere I go
And sometimes honey
In the mornin’
Lord, I miss you so

That’s how I know I found a home
That’s how I know I found a home

A-walkin’ hand in hand
And all along the sand
A seabird knew your name
He knew your love was growin’
Lord, I think it knows it’s flowin’
Thru you and me

Ah, tell me darlin’
When I should leave you,
Ah, tell me darlin’
I don’t want to grieve you....

Just like a buzzin’ fly
I come into your life
Now I float away
Like honey in the sun
Was it right or wrong
I couldn’t sing that song anyway

Oh, but darlin’
Now I remember
How the sun shown down
And how it warmed your prayin’ smile
When all the love was there

You’re the one I talk about
You’re the one I think about
Everywhere I go
And sometimes honey
In the mornin’
Lord, I miss you so....



Been stuck there for a week now.

[Hank]

lend me ten pounds
i'll buy you a drink

[Miss Yvonne]

it's all christian music or american idol contestants on the loop at work...

Sometimes i sit and i wonder
And i just can't seem to believe
What a blessing it's been to be loved
You're an angel sent to me

You're the star who lights up my sky
You're the one who made me see
That you don't need wings to fly
Your love has set me free

Cause you are the one who makes me whole
In my heart and in my soul
And just like the sun you showed me the light
I'm amazed and you're the reason why

Before you i was so blind
I didn't know which path to choose
You poured all of this love in my heart
And now there's no way that I can lose

And when i have no faith in myself
You're the one who makes me strong
I wouldn't have a story to tell
Or an ending to my song

Cause you are the one who makes me whole
In my heart and in my soul
And just like the sun you showed me the light
I'm amazed and you're the reason why

Oooohh you're the reason why
Oh ooooooooh

You are the one who makes me whole
In my heart and in my soul
Just like the sun you showed me the light
I'm amazed and you're the reason why

Cause you are the one who makes me whole
In my heart and in my soul
Just like the sun you showed me the light
I'm amazed and you're the reason why

You are the one who makes me whole
In my heart and in my soul
And just like the sun you showed me the light
I'm amazed and you're the reason why

[SHARPPIE]

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry)
Henry (Henry)
Henry the eighth I am, I am
Henry the eighth I am

Yeah!

[puppy]

He lamped up the room and then couched it
Feeling no fear from the day
He'd cared for a long time to get here
and he was brained
He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
who was he drained

some knocks on the door came a-poundin'
he wanted not answer but should
so ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
to where he stood
and the fuck that rapped on his inlet
none other than Killer McHann
and that's not good

He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
who was he drained

some knocks on the door came a-poundin'
he wanted not answer but should
so ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
to where he stood
and the fuck that rapped on his inlet
none other than Killer McHann
and that's not good
scared of that man
scared of that man
scared of that man
scared of that man

[crotchgrabber]

what what
in my butt
what what
in my butt
you wanna do it in my butt
in my butt

[ChickenMug]

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself.
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A crackpot of stouring youth
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out, it wears him out.
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out, it wears me out.
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.

[puppy]

thanks, boo. that might just get rid of "Octopus' Garden" (not even worth posting lyrics) from my head right now.

[Dress Barn]

That Janes Addiction cover of "Ripple"

[Maetsukker]

Why don't you try
to do without him
Why don't you try
to live alone
Do you really need his hands for your passion?
Do you really need his heart for your throne?
Do you need his labour for your baby?
Do you need his beast for the bone?
Do you need to hold a leash to be a lady?
I know you're going to make, make it on your own.

Why don't your try
to forget him
Just open up your dainty little hand.
You know, this life is filled with many sweet companions,
many satisfying one-night stands.

Do you want to be the ditch around the tower
Do you want to be the moonlight in his cave
Do you want to give your blessing to his power
as he goes whistling past his daddy, past his daddy's grave.

I'd like to take you take you to the ceremony,
That is if I can remember the way.
You see Jack and Jill they're going to join their misery,
I'm afraid it's time for everyone to pray.
You can see they've finally taken cover,
they're willing, yeah they're willing to obey.
Their vows are difficult, they're for each other,
so let nobody put a loophole, a loophole in their way.

[Redundant Retard]

I'm going to see Cohen on the first of July... weep with envy.

[Miss Yvonne]

thanks, boo. that might just get rid of "Octopus' Garden" (not even worth posting lyrics) from my head right now.

I used to get this stuck in my head a lot in the babysitting days- sung by Robin and Kermit the Frog, though.

[SHARPPIE]

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
and if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
seh five plus five, it equal to ten
and if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
and if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Lady Ann a yuh so take fe toy
playgal all dem call him joy
yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
yuh nuh fe call Junjo nuh bwoy
yuh nuh fe take I and I fe bwoy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, catch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, 'ca.

Zero, zero, one, one, nine
'ca Yellowman make yuh feel so fine
me chat all me lyric, me chat dem in a rhyme
me nuh eat lime it full of a rhyme
'ca Yellowman him a commit nuh crime, 'ca

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng, hey!
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng.
Seh if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
seh if yuh have a paper, yuh pass me the pen
but tell yuh Yellowman have too much girlfriend
'ca nuff a dem a talk bout me nuh have nuh girlfriend
yuh a idiot bwoy, me have a hundred and ten
seh all a dem, dem have yellow children
all a dem, dem have yellow children
some live a Kingston and dung a Maypenn
nuff a dem a ask me how me have nuff girlfriend, true
arguments, I have nuff arguments, Lord!
Arguments, I have nuff arguments
me enter in the house of parliament
prime minister and his wife haffe keep silent
a true Yellowman a chat intelligent
dem put me in the court, the judge seh yuh innocent, true
arguments, I have nuff arguments, 'ca
Sandra should a be fe me girlfriend, hey!
Lady Ann should a be me girlfriend, make a

Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng, hey!
Yuh nuh fe jump fe happy or joy
yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
nuh bother take Junjo fe toy
me bredda in law them call him U-Roy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Yuh leggo violence, yuh smoke ishence
yuh deal with violence, yuh go dung silence
but tell yuh Yellowman come fe tell dem again
yuh live a Kingston or yuh live a Maypenn
seh if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen
and if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
but watch Yellowman come fe rock dem again, Lord!

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe bwoy
yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe toy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

[Miss Yvonne]

It's been about a month now. Everyday I wake up with Gladys Knight & the Pips in my head. Today's-

I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on

Got to make the best of a bad situation
Ever since that day
I woke up and found
That you were gone

[Dress Barn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx7ENNe5VhY

The laugh has been in my head all day

[Maetsukker]

I'm going to see Cohen on the first of July... weep with envy.

Die

[ChickenMug]

thanks to touchy's picard thread

Just how far down do you want to go
We can talk it out over a cup of joe
And you can look deep in my eyes,
Like I was a super-model
Uh-huh

So It's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nothin to no one
No-how or we'll bust
And Never crack a smile
or flinch or cry For nobody
Uh-uh

So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you're Captain John Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there..

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistol So I Keep the Pesos
That seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
We'll slash the deputy's tires They won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up
Uh-uh


So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you're Captain John Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows
that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistol So I'll keep the Pesos
That seems fair
That seems fair

So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you're Captain John Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there..


Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistol So I Keep the Pesos
That seems fair
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!

[ChickenMug]

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah!
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
Happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
Gun!
BANG, BANG,
SHOOT, SHOOT,
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?

[Hank]

Oh my name is Jock Stewart
I'm a canny gun man
And a roving young fellow I've been
So be easy and free
when you're drinking with me
I'm a man you don't meet every day

I have acres of land
I have men at command
I have always a shilling to spare
So be easy and free
when you're drinking with me
I'm a man you don't meet every day

So come fill up your glasses
of brandy and wine
Whatever it costs I will pay
So be easy and free
when you're drinking with me
I'm a man you don't meet every day

Well I took out my dog
and him I did shoot
All down in the county Kildare
So be easy and free
when you're drinking with me
I'm a man you don't meet every day

[Redundant Retard]

I'm going to see Cohen on the first of July... weep with envy.

Die

Hey. Why don't you come over to Norway. I'm reasonably sure there are tickets left.