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Christ, last year it was "let's buy midfielders", now it's "how many left-backs can we collect"?
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:lol:

They should have bought Barton as well.
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Newcastle will spend 15 mill on him, though.

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Don Eduardo wrote:Newcastle will spend 15 mill on him, though.
Serously?
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I wasn't serious about the price, but Allardyce made it his first promise upon getting the job. There was no mention of the move to get Beckham on loan. Bizarre.

You were right about the left players, dude. Spurs are now apparently going against Manure again for Nani from Sporting Lisbon, along with the typical token bids for Downing.
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Downing is overrated. Even I thought he had potential.

1/5 matches he'll perform more than adequately.
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PA Sport wrote:Learning his English from American gangster films has helped him [Berbatov] settle
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*post something else so it doesn't look like a double-post*

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I know Spurs are linked with just about everyone in the transfer market, but:

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Nooo!!!

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He's pretty good when he does play, though...

Hopefully he'll go OK during the Asia Cup next month.
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He's good when he's fit and not diving. The Uruguay game was probably the last one of those we'll see.

Tottenham nearly got him a couple of seasons ago from the Leeds firesale. Luckily got the good ones instead. He's been linked with Spurs every season since but I doubt Jol has ever been desperate enough to take the gamble. Nani is still the top target.

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What the fuck happened to Kewel the Jewell anyway? At one time he plays really bad-ass for Leeds, he transfers to Blood-nuts FC and then he just vanishes from the face of the planet.

Strange. Perhaps Keane ate him ?
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Enough with the Keane-rubbish, Dick.

Kewell has been injured a lot. He scored the goal against Croatia that put Australia into the last 16 against Italy at the World Cup while suffering from gangrene, a bad knee, a bad foot, a bad back, a brain tumour and nursing a hangover. He's been getting over it since.
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Man U got Nani.

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judasmuppet";p="881645 wrote:Enough with the Keane-rubbish, Dick.

Kewell has been injured a lot. He scored the goal against Croatia that put Australia into the last 16 against Italy at the World Cup while suffering from gangrene, a bad knee, a bad foot, a bad back, a brain tumour and nursing a hangover. He's been getting over it since.
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I'm gonna produce a "Keane ate my baby!" sticker and mail it to you judas. ;)

Still, funny post about Kewell. 1 1\2 thumbs up on my funny-chart.
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"Iron Clad":
Tribal Football wrote:Charlton's Bent wants Tottenham move
tribalfooball.com - June 02, 2007

Charlton Athletic striker Darren Bent wants a move to Tottenham.

The News of the World says Bent admitted to a pal: "West Ham have offered me incredible money but I'm convinced Berbatov is staying at Spurs and I'd love to play alongside him.

"I believe we could form a great partnership."

Charlton want a staggering £20million for Bent and Spurs have offered £10m - £1m more than West Ham.
And we're linked with Figo again. For the third season running. Gold.

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20m for Bent?
Piss off.
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I turn 34!
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Obviously.
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