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Lady in the Water - kinda cool, but spoilt by Giamatti's acting being too visible. Great camera work.
Daredeveil - Oh my fucking god what a piece of shit. Watched it for the sound design, which came recommended, and which didn't disappoint, but fer cryin' out loud that shit was awful.
Goal - Cheesy/watchable/dubious
Along Came Polly - unexpectedly non-shit. PSH puts in a solid performance. "Rain Dance!"![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laugh.gif)
Lady in the Water - kinda cool, but spoilt by Giamatti's acting being too visible. Great camera work.
Daredeveil - Oh my fucking god what a piece of shit. Watched it for the sound design, which came recommended, and which didn't disappoint, but fer cryin' out loud that shit was awful.
Goal - Cheesy/watchable/dubious
Along Came Polly - unexpectedly non-shit. PSH puts in a solid performance. "Rain Dance!"
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That's cool. I was going to ask you to send a copy of Pan's Labyrinth as well if you hadn't sent them yet, but I need to drag my arse into town to the cinema for that one methinks.Nam Tsao";p="849448 wrote:Your fillums are sitting here. I went to post them on Friday but got stuck in the fucking snow for 5 hours. Nearly died. Forgot until now.
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I bought three movies here the other day:
The Panic in Needle Park: I like drug movies. Good drug movies. Like Tranispotting, Fear and Loathing, Spun, Basketball Diaries, etc. Panic is good drug movie. I thought I had seen it before, but I was wrong.
Sling Blade: I like retard movies. Good retard movies. Like Forrest Gump, Gilbert Grape, Rain Man, Beautiful Mind, etc.. Sling is a good retard movie. Billy Bob is my hero. Nothing new in this film, and I find it weird that it won an Oscar for best writing (or whatever). But a pretty good film!
Bad Boys: (no, not the gay Will Smith movie, but the one with Sean Penn). Sean Penn is awesome, and this movie was okay.
The Panic in Needle Park: I like drug movies. Good drug movies. Like Tranispotting, Fear and Loathing, Spun, Basketball Diaries, etc. Panic is good drug movie. I thought I had seen it before, but I was wrong.
Sling Blade: I like retard movies. Good retard movies. Like Forrest Gump, Gilbert Grape, Rain Man, Beautiful Mind, etc.. Sling is a good retard movie. Billy Bob is my hero. Nothing new in this film, and I find it weird that it won an Oscar for best writing (or whatever). But a pretty good film!
Bad Boys: (no, not the gay Will Smith movie, but the one with Sean Penn). Sean Penn is awesome, and this movie was okay.
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Blood Diamond: DiCaprio is great as usual! I really enjoyed this film, even though it turned a bit hollywoodish some times.
The Prestige: Iam a sucker for magic, and I like Christian Bale. A good film, with a nice little twist at the end. The twist was also a bit gay. Also look out for plotholes..
The Prestige: Iam a sucker for magic, and I like Christian Bale. A good film, with a nice little twist at the end. The twist was also a bit gay. Also look out for plotholes..
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I borrowed a friends xbox last week, and there were shitloads of films on it. Shitloads of shitty films. Doom, American Pie 4, Fear Dot Com etc etc...
I saw the ones that looked least shitty:
Enough: J-Lo beaten up by her husband, but trains to become a ninja to defend herself. Not the worst film Ive seen, and Juliette Lewis is in it
Dukes of Hazzard: I hate Jessica Simpson and that Stiffler guy, and I dont like "comedy". I had no reason to watch this movie, if it hadnt been for the fact that my life sucks. It sucks even more after watching it
The Cooler: Casino flick with William Macy. I really like that guy, but this movie was just too dumb. Its a really really stupid movie, yet somehow watchable. Perhaps it was because of Alec Baldwins nice performance?
Four Brothers: A remake of some shitty John Wayne movie I think... Its about 4 brothers (two black and two white
) who returns to their hometown Detroit, to find out who killed their "mother". Did I mention that there are two black and two white guys?
I like Marky Mark, and Andre 3000 is cool, but they cant save this thing... If you like Boondock Saints, you will probably like this one too. Its better than BS, but just because its not trying so hard to be "cool" all the time...
Suprisingly there was this film called "Sånger Från Andra Våningen" there too. This is a little Swedish treasure, and a great and funny film! It reminded me of Jim Jarmusch films. Jarmusch is awesome, and so is SFAV. To quote miss Yvonne:
I saw the ones that looked least shitty:
Enough: J-Lo beaten up by her husband, but trains to become a ninja to defend herself. Not the worst film Ive seen, and Juliette Lewis is in it
![Smile :smile:](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Dukes of Hazzard: I hate Jessica Simpson and that Stiffler guy, and I dont like "comedy". I had no reason to watch this movie, if it hadnt been for the fact that my life sucks. It sucks even more after watching it
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The Cooler: Casino flick with William Macy. I really like that guy, but this movie was just too dumb. Its a really really stupid movie, yet somehow watchable. Perhaps it was because of Alec Baldwins nice performance?
Four Brothers: A remake of some shitty John Wayne movie I think... Its about 4 brothers (two black and two white
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laugh.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laugh.gif)
I like Marky Mark, and Andre 3000 is cool, but they cant save this thing... If you like Boondock Saints, you will probably like this one too. Its better than BS, but just because its not trying so hard to be "cool" all the time...
Suprisingly there was this film called "Sånger Från Andra Våningen" there too. This is a little Swedish treasure, and a great and funny film! It reminded me of Jim Jarmusch films. Jarmusch is awesome, and so is SFAV. To quote miss Yvonne:
(she did not talk about this movie).Every once in a while, it's great when things go on way too long. This is one of those times.
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