congrats elaine!

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congrats elaine!

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there comes a very special time in every
young girls life when they become a woman
receiving your 5 on friday mug will begin
that transformation for you
science tells us that the first menses is the indicator
of womanhood
muglore tells us otherwise

congratulations dear one
you are on your way to beoming a woman
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We now have a good enough boy/girl ratio to start our own super race that Jeff almightly fortold

I'll just sit up here and watch...

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Welcome to Mugland. I just got here myself this very minute

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thank you guys for the warm welcome..yes, i long to feel that cool steel form for the first time..

bill even told me he double wrapped it!

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that's good
you don't know where he's been
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hopefully not on his cape-cop piece...or hopefully! :oops:

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Great,
I win a mug and suddenly it impowers women...

That is not what I meant to do.
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I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!

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Don't worry Shaina, you can still do the dishes

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And take it in the ass ;-)

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but...

Somebody went and put these damn shoes on my feet
Now how the hell am I am supposed to cook dinner, and wash dishes -
IN SHOES?!
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I'm cultivating a new-found appreciation for high heels.
Feminism class :lol:

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Femi-what????

*bakes pie*
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fake cunt mugs get entry now?

as long as the bitch is still ignored here it's great, but still...you're slipping hard.
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defective mug, and yes i am sipping hard... she'll take a few sips and be cool as fuck, case resolved
A tender pervert";p="846914 wrote:I think you've just shown us proof that your posts aren't worth reading.

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mugical mugness";p="812727 wrote:defective mug, and yes i am sipping hard... she'll take a few sips and be cool as fuck, case resolved



thank you for the vote of confidence.. :wink: i sip hard....

(hopes to get mug tomorrow)

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out of a defective mug?

that's ridiculous. sippig from that will only make her stupider...which I didn't think possible...but there it is.
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I have yet to see the Mug.


You think Bill is just giving out defective mugs to everyone here?


This may be happening,
and if so we will want to close of access to new members until a review of person/mug is made -
and a club vote has been taken.
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mail is always slow from the far northeast..tomorrow has to be the day!

the mug would look sharp with a few of those bullet hole stickers..but it shall remain pure and untainted as bill intended it to be...

truth be told i entered for the hell of it because i knew it would piss a few folks off if i won .. but i am glad to be here amongst those mug holders who don't have me on ignore (yet) :wink:

i have a question for you stripper-regarding a post you made from a while back about the woman in the window. do you practice reiki?

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Dear lord.
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Shaina";p="814553 wrote:Dear lord.



allah? jehova? jesus? (or sharppie??)


8)

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alright.
Last straw.
you'll have to join luis now.
Sorry.
I have given multiple chances.
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That cat doesn't look like a mug to me.

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Shaina";p="814609 wrote:alright.
Last straw.
you'll have to join luis now.
Sorry.
I have given multiple chances.


i see your answer was the last choice.

announcing an ignore or a threat of ignore is completely poser.

why sorry kiddo? no skin off my nose.


Muggroculture";p="814658 wrote:That cat doesn't look like a mug to me.


muggro-hopefully i will get my mug today..the cape cod times must be out in the boonies by the lobster beds on a remote island where postal services are by crustacean express.. :lobster:

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dumb cunts = dumb mugs
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The rieke post was an E-mail from somebody that got forwarded to me. It was a true story though

It was from this chick who was gonna marry an aquantiance of mine and he backed out when he started to figure out how freaky she was. Plus he's gay. She sent that mail to her yoga instructor who then sent it to my friend because he thought it was the funniest thing he's ever read in his life...

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