General Arsenal Discussion.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 27 Sep 2006, 01:42

One thing Arsenal need to do to improve their football dynamic...is give free tickets to Welsh fellas called Buckley.

:sly:

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 27 Sep 2006, 01:45

Agreed. Any of you official Arsenal people trawling this forum should give Buckley some free tickets.

When I make it over to London next year we should take out a bank loan and go to a game.

Speaking of Welshmen: I see Swansea got up yesterday.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 27 Sep 2006, 01:54

8th. Lost on Saturday. Was on my way to see them and got roped into watching the rugby instead. Glad I did, was a miserable game of footie and my brother was playing in the rugby so got to spend some time on the Mumbles tiles with him which was nice.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 27 Sep 2006, 02:03

But they won yesterday, right? You're calling the Beeb a liar are you?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 27 Sep 2006, 11:43

Yeah they won yesterday. I just picked up my ticket for Saturday's game at Nottingham. Can't wait. Better give Garry a mail to let him know I'm on his patch.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 29 Sep 2006, 00:51

Lawro wrote:Consider the money available, who he has signed, the football they've played - if you were buying a football club and starting from scratch you'd have to say to him 'How much do you want to run it?' Pro rata, Wenger's been the best.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 29 Sep 2006, 23:17

I forsee your next haircut, Eli...

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 30 Sep 2006, 00:38

With my hairline that is doubtful.

Got a grade 1 all over right now.

Any messages for Ms Kitty and Gary today?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 30 Sep 2006, 00:45

Yeah. How is the kid doing?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 30 Sep 2006, 00:52

Twins. They're fine according to the email I got last week. Might see the four of them today. I have to keep my drinking in check if I'm to meet them and not make an ass of myself etc.

Just baking some baguettes to make some fresh sarnies for the bus up.

C'mon teh SWANS!!!!

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 30 Sep 2006, 04:49

Rick Cave";p="805870 wrote:I forsee your next haircut, Eli...

That'd look spiffy with my new specs.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 01 Oct 2006, 12:11

Gary and Zoe are fine and the twins are beautiful. Only got to talk with them for 1/2 but it was great seeing them in the flesh all the ame. They seem really happy. I congratulated them both for making the successful transition from internet people to eal people. When I grow up, I want to be a real people too.

Sgt. Hartman · Post by **Sgt. Hartman** » 02 Oct 2006, 05:43

Namothy";p="806290 wrote:Gary and Zoe are fine and the twins are beautiful. Only got to talk with them for 1/2 but it was great seeing them in the flesh all the ame. They seem really happy. I congratulated them both for making the successful transition from internet people to eal people. When I grow up, I want to be a real people too.

you should have offered the kids two Notts County junior jerseys

lol-o-caust · Post by **lol-o-caust** » 02 Oct 2006, 05:47

Still haven't met Gary (or Zoe) in person, but I do fone or text occasionally.

They're in that "got kids" zone now though, where people disappear until their kids quit college and move in with girlfriends.

I'll catch up with them in 17 years.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 02 Oct 2006, 09:59

Fucking breeders, eh?

lol-o-caust · Post by **lol-o-caust** » 02 Oct 2006, 14:43

Rick Cave";p="806543 wrote:Fucking breeders, eh?

Not recently, no.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 02 Oct 2006, 14:46

I recon we should implant ovaries and wombs up gay mens anuses. For a luagh like, you know.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 02 Oct 2006, 19:07

Just up Mr John's arse would be plenty funny enough for me.

lol-o-caust · Post by **lol-o-caust** » 03 Oct 2006, 04:09

*gets out things to do list*

*ticks box marked: "gay up the Gooner thread" *

*Pulls Shanghai attention whore pose.*

:censored:

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 03 Oct 2006, 06:02

What?

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 05 Oct 2006, 06:40

Found: circa 10 years ago, possibly on chemicals.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 05 Oct 2006, 10:41

That sure isn't the face of sobriety.

Sgt. Hartman · Post by **Sgt. Hartman** » 06 Oct 2006, 05:44

Namothy";p="806625 wrote:I recon we should implant ovaries and wombs up gay mens anuses. For a luagh like, you know.

we should change the topic subject to "general ARSEnal discussion"

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 07 Oct 2006, 00:22

Fifa wrote:Shortlist for the FifPro Awards
Premiership players marked by *

Goalkeepers: Gianluigi Buffon (Italy), Petr Cech* (Czech Republic), Dida (Brazil), Jens Lehmann* (Germany), Edwin van der Sar* (Holland).

Defenders: Roberto Ayala (Argentina), Cafu (Brazi), Fabio Cannavaro (Italy), Roberto Carlos (Brazil), Cicinho (Brazil), Ashley Cole* (England), Rio Ferdinand* (England), William Gallas* (France), Fabio Grosso (Italy), Philipp Lahm (Germany), Lucio (Brazil), Rafael Marquez (Mexico), Marco Materazzi (Italy), Miguel (Portugal), Alessandro Nesta (Italy), Carles Puyol (Spain), Willy Sagnol (France), John Terry* (England), Lilian Thuram (France), Gianluca Zambrotta (Italy).

Midfielders: Michael Ballack* (Germany), Deco (Portugal), Cesc Fabregas* (Spain), Luis Figo (Portugal), Gennaro Gattuso (Italy), Steven Gerrard* (England), Kaka (Brazil), Frank Lampard* (England), Claude Makalele* (France), Andrea Pirlo (Italy), Juan Roman Riquelme (Argentina), Francesco Totti (Italy), Patrick Vieira (France), Ze Roberto (Brazil), Zinedine Zidane (France).

Forwards: Adriano (Brazil), Hernan Crespo (Argentina), Didier Drogba* (Ivory Coast), Samuel Eto'o (Cameroon), Thierry Henry* (France), Miroslav Klose (Germany), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Arjen Robben* (Holland), Ronaldinho (Brazil), Ronaldo (Brazil), Cristiano Ronaldo* (Portugal), Wayne Rooney* (England), Andriy Shevchenko* (Ukraine), Luca Toni (Italy), Fernando Torres (Spain).

Four nominations, not too shabby considering.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 09 Oct 2006, 18:20

RIBERY IS GUNNERS TARGET - ANIGO

Marseille sporting director Jose Anigo admits Arsenal target Franck Ribery does have a price - but no agreement has been reached with the Gunners.

Anigo has confirmed the Barclays Premiership club approached Marseille and held talks in the summer, though no transfer was agreed.

Fresh speculation has suggested Ribery will move to England in January but Anigo has reiterated a price has not been set.

"I must make this clear," he told the club's website om.net. "There is no agreement with Arsenal nor with any other European club.

"Arsenal came to discuss the situation with Pape (Diouf, Marseille president) and Arsene Wenger spoke to him. But there were also talks with other big clubs in Europe. I could tell you about all of them but there aren't enough digits on my two hands to count them.

"It must be said that Franck is very wanted and he has a price. But our objective is to claim a place in the Champions League and for that to happen, we must keep our best players.

"I don't see why we are discussing the departure of Franck because we have more pressing objectives and we want to keep our best players.

"That is just common sense. If we don't manage to qualify for the Champions League, we will obviously have to answer the question then. But I repeat - there is no agreement with Arsenal, on my part or that of Pape Diouf."

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Phwoar.