The Poll to end all polls - Marmite or Vegemite ?

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Which is better - Marmite or Vegemite

Marmite, the ORIGINAL yeast spread
8
44%
Vegemite, even though it tastes rubbish
5
28%
Promite cause I like the taste of tar
5
28%
 
Total votes: 18

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Post by lynnjen/mod/skyr »

judasmuppet";p="696517 wrote:Woohoo! Promite is beating Vegemite!


An old favourite for me is Promite with melted/toasted cheese on top.


Does it explode leaving blood all over your face?

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No, it does not.
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Post by lynnjen/mod/skyr »

Then what happened to you?

You look kind of disgusted in that picture.

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That's because I'm going grey faster than I'd like.
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You look like you're going to burst into song.

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Yes, I'm about to burst into my rendition of "I may be going grey, but at least I ain't bald".

It's my signature tune.
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Isn't your avatar that Woods guy? The actor.
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No. It's Viggo.
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Viggo Mortensen? You're kidding me?
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Farking hell Marmite is shit. :mad:
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Post by lynnjen/mod/skyr »

I think it tastes okay and I'm American. But I don't put it on toast like peanut-butter.

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Have you tasted any of the others?
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judasmuppet";p="847646 wrote:Farking hell Marmite is shit. :mad:


Word.
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Post by lynnjen/mod/skyr »

judasmuppet";p="847653 wrote:Have you tasted any of the others?


Actually, I'm not sure if what I had was marmite or not. It was one of those things. It tasted like someone crushed up a vitamin B complex into soy sauce.

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That sounds too bad for words to describe, but you did it anyway.

:puke:
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At least Vegemite says on the label: "Made from beer"
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"mADE FROM YOUR MOM"

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judasmuppet";p="847646 wrote:Farking hell Marmite is shit. :mad:


you just ain't doin it right
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That's right. I'm not.
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So, this stuff is supposed to be shot straight into your veins with a syringe?
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i have survived off vegemite on toast for breakfast for a few months now,
well, 2pm breakfast, so it's sorta lunch

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If ever one had doubted your intestinal fortitude, one would have no reason to now.
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Re: The Poll to end all polls - Marmite or Vegemite ?

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Marmite is winning. Yay!
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Post by Grotocult »

Been eating an old jar of this my brother gave me several years ago:
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I've also been drinking it as "tea." There's a shop sells Vegemite round the corner, I might have to try some...

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Post by Mary Hinge »

Try the cheesy Vegemite - it's better than Vegemite
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