Do you ever forget that you're superior?

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Do you ever forget that you're superior?

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You know, maybe you're driving around and you see a helicopter explode or when your boss wants to pay you $40 to suck your dick...

Suddenly, for a quick second you might see everybody around you as equal and the same...

Does anybody have some advice on how to always remember that we are the dominate life on this earth no matter what

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Today I hatched a plan of great goodness.

As some may know...I dislike Peeping Tom. So I have done something for myself and for Ipecac. I have sent out a fake version of the album "Peeping Tom", replacing most of the tracks with great oldies from the past. This way Ipecac don't get stoeled from and fewer people will talk to me about it. I would never have come up with such an idea if it weren't for the mug.
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Diabolical!
Tits of War!

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Hilarious

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Who are you send these to?
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Tracklist:

Five Seconds
Mojo
Epic live from Norwich, England 1989
I'm a Wigga - Weird Al Yankovich
Wigga In Da Neighbourhood
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Where Are You Baby (remix) - Betty Boo
Another Body Murdered - Faith No More/Boo Ya T.R.I.B.E.
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm - C + C Music Factory
Black Or White (C+C Remix) - Michael Jackson
Helpless - Faith No More
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Black Or White (C+C Remix) - Michael Jackson


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Other great white raps

"The Rapping Duke"
"Americas Most Hated" by K-Fed
"If I only had a brain" by MC 900 Foot Jesus

And Madonnas brother tried to be a white rapper back in the middle 80s. I caught a video of it and pissed the floor

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you're forgetting rappin rodney
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Would Steve Martins King Tut fit?

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The Crypt Jam by the Crypt Keeper

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Keep the examples coming. I can release version 1.1
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Keep the examples coming. I can release version 1.1
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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl
Then I would call her

Not white but no-soul rap

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I believe the first single off Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was called

"Wildside"

Pretty funny stuff


Also check out 2 Live Jews

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Mr. Wendel by Arrested Development
Radio Song by REM

And I forgot which Laytoia Jackson I was rocking in my car two years ago but it had some of the best so bad it's great rapping evah...

Chicken Hunting by ICP

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American Life by Madonna

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Rico Swavy (sp)

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Rico Swavy (sp)

Rythem Is A Dancer by Snap
What Is Love by Haddaway (sp)

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Amish Paradise by Weird Al

Disco Duck

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Soulseek the Yeasty Girls

That one rappy single that was out from Barenaked Ladies

Don't forget Kris Kross, Little Bow Wow and Romeo

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it's just bow wow
now dude
he's older
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Re: Do you ever forget that you're superior?

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stripperm(U)(u)g";p="782904 wrote:
Does anybody have some advice on how to always remember that we are the dominate life on this earth no matter what


I've personally been lining my house with mirrors so that I never lose sight of myself and my mug's greatness. so far it has been a sound solution, though still doesn't stop the uncontrolable laughter from seeing all those mulfs in public
A tender pervert";p="846914 wrote:I think you've just shown us proof that your posts aren't worth reading.

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That's what my appartment needs

More me

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