Don't Call It A Comeback.....
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*sprays monitor with gin*
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CROTCH FUCKING GOBLINS CHRISSY THEY WEAR LOIN CLOTHES AND THROW SPEARS
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jimmy do you want to see my nuts? cause I'm puttin' em on the glass just for you, babe.
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jimmy works at an adult daycare center..i was there with him once and he seemed to be very excited about his supply closet..and his cabinet that he had to keep locked..maybe it really is the simple things in life that pleases people
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Wow, you should give up now. How many years can you really keep this up??
One day sharppie will be 95 fucking years old walking down the street, shaking his walker at young people: " you're Jimmy Swamp. you're a know nothing hick. you cheat on your wife, you can't read". LOL.
aaaahhh, good ole dementia.
One day sharppie will be 95 fucking years old walking down the street, shaking his walker at young people: " you're Jimmy Swamp. you're a know nothing hick. you cheat on your wife, you can't read". LOL.
aaaahhh, good ole dementia.
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you forgot "living off the royalties from my book."
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Medicated Drama Queen";p="303324 wrote:Messiah works at an adult daycare center..i was there with him once and he seemed to be very excited about his supply closet..and his cabinet that he had to keep locked..maybe it really is the simple things in life that pleases people
LOL. Talk about my job all you want. One day I'll be sitting back permanently in an office, feet kicked up. Collecting mad money. You''ll still be in your trailer sulking. Except you'll be 400 lbs then. And you'll have way more body and facial hair.
About the facial hair. We all know females should not have it. Has any other guys complained about it? It's really disgusting. You should shave on a daily fucking basis. Maybe Nair or something would work? I don't know. You should just really start trying to take better care of yourself.
A diet and exercise would be a great start. And no exercise is NOT walking to your car and driving to go let some hillbilly wigger who listens to Kid rock fuck you. No matter how[/] hard he bangs you it's still not exercise. You have to get up off your big fat ugly ass and work at it yourself.
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Awe, now she is crying and trying to think of something good to come back with. But that tiny little brain of hers just keeps repeating, " say, you just want to marry your simpsons collection. Something about the simpsons collection".
LOL.
LOL.
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-+- It's a satanic drug thing ... You wouldn't understand -+-
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hrm..actually nobody has ever complained of facial (?) hair on me because it doesn't exsist on me ..
hrm..yeah..i know i'm fat..so what...i'm happy..i love my big tits and ass..more power to me..your wife isn't miss skinny minny either ya know..
are you still bitter about that guy i left you for? tisk tisk jimmy who holds grudges now?
hrm..yeah..i know i'm fat..so what...i'm happy..i love my big tits and ass..more power to me..your wife isn't miss skinny minny either ya know..
are you still bitter about that guy i left you for? tisk tisk jimmy who holds grudges now?
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LOL. Denise, you have facial and body hair. Get over it.
Also, get the fuck over me. I told you today I don't know how many times to leave me alone. So I pmed you a little on messnger a few times with different names the past few weeks. Big fucking deal. You know it wasn't much because I got better things to do in life then sit on a computer. You act as if I've hounded you every minute of the day for months, when you know that could not be farther from the case at all. You're blowing things up because you have no life. You're poor and ugly and you're sad that nobody wants to have your sloppy ass around them all the time. You are a waste of human tissue. You waste oxygen. You are an absolute nothing who will never amount to shit, and you know that. That is why you're so mad. The funny thing is you think you are hurting me when you are really not. Like i said in another post, my life is good, your life sucks. That is what it all boils down to. You are a fat dumb worthless piece of lazy Jerry Springer shit. and that's all you'll ever be.
Now for the hundreth time, LEAVE ME ALONE.
Also, get the fuck over me. I told you today I don't know how many times to leave me alone. So I pmed you a little on messnger a few times with different names the past few weeks. Big fucking deal. You know it wasn't much because I got better things to do in life then sit on a computer. You act as if I've hounded you every minute of the day for months, when you know that could not be farther from the case at all. You're blowing things up because you have no life. You're poor and ugly and you're sad that nobody wants to have your sloppy ass around them all the time. You are a waste of human tissue. You waste oxygen. You are an absolute nothing who will never amount to shit, and you know that. That is why you're so mad. The funny thing is you think you are hurting me when you are really not. Like i said in another post, my life is good, your life sucks. That is what it all boils down to. You are a fat dumb worthless piece of lazy Jerry Springer shit. and that's all you'll ever be.
Now for the hundreth time, LEAVE ME ALONE.
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*prays that it never ends*
*PRAYS LIKE THE DICKENS*
*PRAYS LIKE THE DICKENS*
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you & me both Gerald
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DON'T YOU DARE MOCK ME!
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I guess Denise will continue until she chokes on a Hot Pocket or something. That's ok, I'll rip her a new asshole every day.
She's the one that sits around and cries about everything, not me.
She's the one that sits around and cries about everything, not me.
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well yes i do have body hair..most women do..that is why we shave our legs and such..anyway.
i'm sorry you feel so bad about yourself that you have to act like a faggetti
no i don't have much money.
no i dont' have a nice car
no i dont' have a job
no i don't have a husband
yeah *yawn* i have no life but whatever..shit happens..we move on..we become stronger..
i'm sorry you feel so bad about yourself that you have to act like a faggetti
no i don't have much money.
no i dont' have a nice car
no i dont' have a job
no i don't have a husband
yeah *yawn* i have no life but whatever..shit happens..we move on..we become stronger..
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Hot pockets are possibly my modst favorite food ever. Who would think they can fit so much sodiom in such a tiny package.
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Denise, you have grotesque body and facial hair most women don't have. For instance, you're the only nasty piece of shit I've seen in my life that grows hair on your fucking breasts. No wonder you won't take your shirt off around guys. You don't want to scare them away.
"no i don't have much money.
no i dont' have a nice car
no i dont' have a job
no i don't have a husband "
You don't have a life either. and that;s what your mad about. You're a dumb sniffling little cunt who is and always will be worthless.
You know this by now.
"no i don't have much money.
no i dont' have a nice car
no i dont' have a job
no i don't have a husband "
You don't have a life either. and that;s what your mad about. You're a dumb sniffling little cunt who is and always will be worthless.
You know this by now.
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No man even wants you as a girlfriend. That's how worthless you are.
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So who did each of you think about while you had sex?
Did you think about Ted Danson.
Did the sex sound like a retard eating a live jellyfish?
Did you think about Ted Danson.
Did the sex sound like a retard eating a live jellyfish?
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i'm not mad about anything..i'm just stating some true facts..
i'm not sure what women you've been with who has hair on thier boobs but whatever..maybe it was emily..
the only reason i dont' take my shirt off is because i have scars ..i'm not afraid to admit that..
and actually about the whole relationship thing..i'm actually in the good startings of a possible soon to be relationship ..just in case you were curious .so actually there are people who dont' think i'm so worthless..hey who would have thought
i'm not sure what women you've been with who has hair on thier boobs but whatever..maybe it was emily..
the only reason i dont' take my shirt off is because i have scars ..i'm not afraid to admit that..
and actually about the whole relationship thing..i'm actually in the good startings of a possible soon to be relationship ..just in case you were curious .so actually there are people who dont' think i'm so worthless..hey who would have thought
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Gerald McBoingboing";p="303360 wrote:DON'T YOU DARE MOCK ME!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?
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I can just get off of my own sexy self. She was thinking about me the whole time. Because as much as she don't want to admit it, she loved me.
Why else do you think the crazy bitch is doing this to herself??
Why else do you think the crazy bitch is doing this to herself??
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OoOoo i heard a little bit of that dorchester county accent in there jimmy "as much as she DON'T want to admit it" where's your banjo sweetheart?
yeah today has pretty much proved to me that i needed you like i needed an asshole on my elbow
yeah today has pretty much proved to me that i needed you like i needed an asshole on my elbow
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Medicated Drama Queen";p="303375 wrote:i'm not mad about anything..i'm just stating some true facts..
i'm not sure what women you've been with who has hair on thier boobs but whatever..maybe it was emily..
the only reason i dont' take my shirt off is because i have scars ..i'm not afraid to admit that..
and actually about the whole relationship thing..i'm actually in the good startings of a possible soon to be relationship ..just in case you were curious .so actually there are people who dont' think i'm so worthless..hey who would have thought
So is that the 20th person in the past couple moths who you might have a "possible soon to be realtionship" with?? Right. Probably just another married businessman who is holed up for the night who wants some dirt cheap (free) and stress free pussy.
Ok fine, you have no abnormal hair. As much as you'd like to think that, it's not going away.
Listen, I promise your dumb trashy ass I will NEVER in my life try to get in contact with you again, ok?? I'd rather have a relationship with a fucking scooter.
Please just leave me alone. You're psycho.
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