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Fortune Cookies

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Easy Fortune Cookie Recipe

8 oz. all-purpose flour
2 tablespoon cornstarch
4 oz. sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 oz.vegetable oil
4 oz. egg whites
1 tablespoon water
2 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a deep bowl, mix the following ingredients: 8 oz. Flour, 2 tablespoons corn
starch, 4 oz sugar and 1/2 teaspoon salt, blend in 4 oz. oil, 4 oz. Egg whites,
1 tablespoon water and 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, and beat until smooth
consistency.

Write your own "Fortune" on a piece of paper 2 1/2" by 1/2". Prepared oven to
300:F. Scoop a tablespoon of cookie batter and spread evenly into a 4" circle on
a well greased baking sheet. Bake cookie for about 14 minutes or until lightly
golden brown. Remove one cookie at a time from the oven. You have about 15
seconds working time before the cookie hardens.
Place the "Fortune" in the middle of the cookie.
Shape the cookie by folding it in half and grasp both ends. Place the finish
cookie in a muffin pan with the ends down to hold it unique shape. From:
Wontonfood.com

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Heres some fortunes for you :

"Turn around - the guy with the satchel is staring at your ass"
"Dont go home early tonite unless you want a divorce"
" "
"Its all down hill from here for you - the fortune cookie is cyanide flavoured for your convenience"
Peanutbutter";p="533662 wrote:hes talking about me folks!...i have a small penis!...look at me!, im small penis man!!!

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Sheeps, that's staler ish one is quite funny.

Sinead who sits next to me in work recieved fifty + emails yesterday from someone commenting on her every movement. She was quite worried.
"I've been in a bad mood since 1998" - Me.

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I would be, too.

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"Stop chewing your pen"
"I like it when you stroke your hair like that"
"I have a gun and know where you live"
"I've been in a bad mood since 1998" - Me.

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"you are wrong"
i collect fortunes
they tend to come true for me
the first time i hung out with liz i got one that said "this person's love is true - you can depend on it"
aaaaah
how sweet

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Nice when things like that happen. I personally don't believe in anything like that.
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i don't believe in shit
but these things come true for me
i was collecting them for song lyrics
but then the people's hero beat me to it

one time i got a fortune cookie that said something that's written in some fun loving criminals cd the SAME day the guy brought the cd into work

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Thats's funny as fuck. The chinese chef probably had a promo of their cd.
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Conspiracy.
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My dad opened one once that said, "You are headed for a land of sunshine," the day before we left for Florida.

By the way, the above recipe sucks. Don't use it. I tried to make cookies this morning to take into work, but none of them would fold correctly. They'd break in half like a corn toritlla. They tasted good, but I was looking forward to someone opening up a cookie that said, "Boy becomes a man."

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damn, i want a good recipe then, i want to write silly messages...

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Re: Fortune Cookies

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Yeah, me too!

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