Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
Talk about.... about time...
Am I the only one that new this shit 20 years ago?
http://www.faithnomoreblog.com/2014/05/ ... lists.html
Am I the only one that new this shit 20 years ago?
http://www.faithnomoreblog.com/2014/05/ ... lists.html
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
dumb list...even the revision.
dumb member:
dumb member:
seriously....you don't now shit.Carcharodon carcharias wrote:that new this shit
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
SHARPPIE wrote:dumb list...even the revision.
dumb member:
seriously....you don't now shit.Carcharodon carcharias wrote:that new this shit
I know more than you, pathetic little worm.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
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Carcharodon carcharias wrote:Talk about.... about time...
Am I the only one that knew this shit 20 years ago?
http://www.faithnomoreblog.com/2014/05/ ... lists.html
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
Title of the thread is misleading but mainly because the second hand story linked to did similar. Basically he was described as the singer with the greatest range they've analysed so far who is not classically trained so long as you include inhaled noises, throat singing and screams as vocalizations (fair game imo). Patton is heavily criticised for the low quality of his low and high notes so while he has the widest range, they note his quality is generally poor. As such their findings should not be distorted as meaning he is the greatest vocalist of all time as it;s similar to saying the Nile is the greatest river because it has the largest delta. There are far more considerations than range. Freddie Mercury for instance has a poor comparable range but greater control and power (and charisma).
Original story:
http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2014/05 ... inger.html
And their source:
http://therangeplace.forummotions.com/t1659-mike-patton
Original story:
http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2014/05 ... inger.html
And their source:
http://therangeplace.forummotions.com/t1659-mike-patton
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He is the bargain basement Chuck Mosely.Eviltoastman wrote:Patton is low quality
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please elaborate. no really. aside from internet 1 on 1z, I am interested in your conclusion.Grotocult wrote:He is the bargain basement Chuck Mosely.
is that to say chuck mosely has won you over upon comparison?
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Nice misquote, groto.
Silly cretin.
Silly cretin.
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
Eviltoastman wrote:There are far more considerations than range. Freddie Mercury for instance has a poor comparable range but greater control and power (and charisma).
Original story:
http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2014/05 ... inger.html
And their source:
http://therangeplace.forummotions.com/t1659-mike-patton
What does charisma have to do with with vocals, dipshit? That's like comparing your pathetic fat ass to Lance Armstrong.
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What does charisma have to do with with vocals, dipshit? That's like comparing your pathetic fat ass to Lance Armstrong.
Fuckin moog!
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
seriously....did you mean to call him a "mook" or are you really calling him a keyboard?
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Re: Mike Patton Named the Greatest Singer of All-Time
No, I did not call the moog a "mook" or a synthesizer. You are an idiot or you would know.SHARPPIE wrote:seriously....did you mean to call him a "mook" or are you really calling him a keyboard?
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
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I'm an idiot and I don't know, you Casio PX150 BK 88-Key Touch Sensitive Privia Digital Piano with Tri-Sensor Scaled Hammer Action.
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Yes, you are.areolament dookie wrote:I'm an idiot
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
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cool, now what?
are we friendship material!!!?
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are we friendship material!!!?
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that hat is as red as ketchup.areolament dookie wrote:
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
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actually, that hat looks almost like fire engine red.
ketchup has a slight orangey hue.
we friends yet?
ketchup has a slight orangey hue.
we friends yet?
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areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker