INGREDIENTS
- Two roma tomatoes
- Half a spanish onion
- Two bird's-eye chillis
- Two avocados
- One lime
- Salt and white pepper to taste
- Sour cream
DIRECTIONS
- Throw the sour cream in the rubbish bin.
- Chop up the first 3 ingredients finely, then add the two avos and mash it all together with a fork, and without care.
- Roll the lime on a bench with a firm hand, dissect it, and squeeze it in.
- Add salt and pepper.
- Stir with said fork.
- Eat and enjoy.
- Get the sour cream out of the bin and burn it in your backyard, and never use it in guacamole ever again you fucking retard.
Best guacamole ever...
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i put garlic in too
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I can roll with that, for sure.Grotocult wrote:i put garlic in too
He put his golf ball in the juicer the wrong way!!
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